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hoodwillout

32 M Highland Park, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to New Jersey. From Seattle. People seem to find that strange for some reason.

Journalist by trade. Which means I work with a lot of extremely smart, skeptical and arrogant people who know that their jobs could be made redundant at a moment's notice.

I have this fantasy that if, or rather, when it happens to me, I'll take a bottle of whiskey into my editor's office, and then pour shots of whiskey for the both of us as it's explained to me that I'm getting canned. Because if I gotta go, I'm going out with style.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to organize the various versions of myself into one effortlessly perfect whole.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) Words ending in "ing."

2) Dropping non sequiturs into conversations.

3) I will eat all the hummus!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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See below.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things that are good.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing I do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a teenager, I got a job working as a gopher for a guy who owned a number of gentlemen's clubs. He was eventually jailed for income tax evasion and narcotics possession. He remains to this day the best boss I've ever had. Each year he sends me a Christmas card encouraging me to continue writing. What I'm trying to say with this story is that I am on friendly terms with felons.
You should message me if
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You want to fuck off from work to grab banh mi sadwiches.