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hoolia214
25 / F / straight / Single
Fairfax, Virginia
Awards (29)
Shroud of Mystery
I don't know her very well, but from what I can tell, she's a sweetheart. read more
Given by _MetalHead_ —
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 6" (1.67m).
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Christianity and laughing about it
- Sign
- Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am 3 adjectives in no, way backed up, and by my profile.
My Self-Summary
Ok, so if you want to be completely unoriginal and lame then this
is where you bitch and moan about having to write about
yourself.
"Oh I hate writing about myself, it is so hard! How can anyone possibly describe themselves in 100 words? Obviously I am too much of a unique snowflake to fit inside this little box."
Kudos, you are so original, but have no ability to explain why. Funny, because this lack of an answer actually tells me everything I need to know about you.
If you actually decide to answer this question, be sure to list video games and/or anime among your interests. Also, throw in "I love to have fun!" just for good measure.
"Oh I hate writing about myself, it is so hard! How can anyone possibly describe themselves in 100 words? Obviously I am too much of a unique snowflake to fit inside this little box."
Kudos, you are so original, but have no ability to explain why. Funny, because this lack of an answer actually tells me everything I need to know about you.
If you actually decide to answer this question, be sure to list video games and/or anime among your interests. Also, throw in "I love to have fun!" just for good measure.
What I’m doing with my life
"Living it!"
See what I did there? I'm so clever.
See what I did there? I'm so clever.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Listening
Cooking
Kissing
Giving massages
Any combination of boring and/or creepy activities will work here.
Listening
Cooking
Kissing
Giving massages
Any combination of boring and/or creepy activities will work here.
The first things people usually notice about me
Here we have 3 basic options:
A) Facial feature - eyes, smile
B) Something sexual - boobs, ass
C) Vague douchey answer lacking self-awareness - "I have no idea, why don't you tell me?"
Please note that option C is very popular with those who failed to say anything about themselves in essay #1.
A) Facial feature - eyes, smile
B) Something sexual - boobs, ass
C) Vague douchey answer lacking self-awareness - "I have no idea, why don't you tell me?"
Please note that option C is very popular with those who failed to say anything about themselves in essay #1.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Something off of the NY Times best seller list and/or
Oprah's book club, plus something off a high school reading list to
show an interest in the classics. Of course you can always go with
the less popular "I don't like to read books, but I like magazines
or reading stuff online."
Movies: "Too many, lol."
Music: List a bunch of bands, but say things like "their older stuff is better, before they went all mainstream." This will somehow make you seem deeper as a person since musical taste clearly defines us all.
Food: Italian, because everyone and their mother likes Italian. If by some miracle you actually meet someone off of here, you can go on an awesome date to Macaroni Grill or Olive Garden.
Movies: "Too many, lol."
Music: List a bunch of bands, but say things like "their older stuff is better, before they went all mainstream." This will somehow make you seem deeper as a person since musical taste clearly defines us all.
Food: Italian, because everyone and their mother likes Italian. If by some miracle you actually meet someone off of here, you can go on an awesome date to Macaroni Grill or Olive Garden.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Health
Oxygen
Food
The internet/computer/iPhone or some other piece of technology that you value far higher than you should.
Men may also substitute women and/or sex for any of the above-listed items.
Clearly, these 6 things do not apply to every person on the planet. Way to be an individual.
Friends
Health
Oxygen
Food
The internet/computer/iPhone or some other piece of technology that you value far higher than you should.
Men may also substitute women and/or sex for any of the above-listed items.
Clearly, these 6 things do not apply to every person on the planet. Way to be an individual.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
For men: please see the note above about women and/or sex as it
applies here as well.
Here is your chance for some humor. Say something witty or random such as "Why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways?" It will really show off your light-hearted nature and therefore make you more desirable.
Here is your chance for some humor. Say something witty or random such as "Why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways?" It will really show off your light-hearted nature and therefore make you more desirable.
On a typical Friday night I am
A) Out with friends at a club - an effort to show you are really
fun and have more friends than you do. Dance it up, you party
animal.
B) Home on OKC - owning the fact that you are a loser in the hopes that some lonely member of the opposite sex will also be at home on OKC on a Friday. This increases the likelihood that he/she will not only not judge you for this, but will identify with your sad existance as well.
B) Home on OKC - owning the fact that you are a loser in the hopes that some lonely member of the opposite sex will also be at home on OKC on a Friday. This increases the likelihood that he/she will not only not judge you for this, but will identify with your sad existance as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
"I'm an open book, ask me anything."
Given a statement like this what is someone supposed to ask? Something tame like "Do you like pizza?" or something more invasive like "Ever been brought up on any rape charges?"
You see, the vagueness of the open book statement makes it the reader's responsibility to ask a question somewhere between pizza and rape. The internal struggle of trying to form a specific question in this vast spectrum will only force the reader to give up and ask you nothing. Congratulations, you have successfully avoided having to say anything personal about yourself while making yourself appear open. Job well done.
Given a statement like this what is someone supposed to ask? Something tame like "Do you like pizza?" or something more invasive like "Ever been brought up on any rape charges?"
You see, the vagueness of the open book statement makes it the reader's responsibility to ask a question somewhere between pizza and rape. The internal struggle of trying to form a specific question in this vast spectrum will only force the reader to give up and ask you nothing. Congratulations, you have successfully avoided having to say anything personal about yourself while making yourself appear open. Job well done.
You should message me if
Be prepared. Your inbox is about to get flooded with messages. I
mean after having such a generic profile, how could everyone not be
dying to talk to you?
A final note: be sure to take myspace angle pics. Ladies, have plenty of pics giving the peace sign with a scrunchy face. Fellas, please take shirtless pictures in the bathroom with your cell phone. Pics taken in a mirror where the flash blurs out your face are good as well. It is also a good idea to take pictures with your webcam so we can see you sitting at your computer. You should actually take several on different days, but change nothing about the angle, lighting, or pose. This way you can have 10 of the same picture, but in each one you are wearing a different shirt.
A final note: be sure to take myspace angle pics. Ladies, have plenty of pics giving the peace sign with a scrunchy face. Fellas, please take shirtless pictures in the bathroom with your cell phone. Pics taken in a mirror where the flash blurs out your face are good as well. It is also a good idea to take pictures with your webcam so we can see you sitting at your computer. You should actually take several on different days, but change nothing about the angle, lighting, or pose. This way you can have 10 of the same picture, but in each one you are wearing a different shirt.
