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26 Madison, WI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A Minnesota transplant who's currently discovering that Wisconsin isn't all that bad. Even if the bars do list MN beer as "Imported."

I'm the happiest when I feel like I'm accomplishing something, whether that's (yes) rewriting my OkCupid profile, coming up with some new story idea, or crunching the numbers and realizing that I really do have enough money to cover that public radio membership. Then again, I can be blissfully happy spending an entire day lounging in bed. Hmm.

(And I always know where my towel is. If that matters.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just started what's sure to be a long and fruitful stint writing for a local health care tech company. I'll bet you can't guess which.

Beyond that, I'm trying to get the hang of this pretty great city.

"In his free time, Bachelor #2 enjoys discovering great local food, laughing at things on the internet, and the moment he can take his shoes off after coming home from work."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Swordfighting with insults
-Taking stairs two at a time
-Fixing old people's computers
-Utterly failing to fix my own computer
-Absorbing general wittiness from various forms of culture
-Practicing conversations in my head, then getting annoyed when the real thing doesn't go the way I'd planned.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Imposing physical figure. Sly grin. Impeccable spelling. Conspicuous lack of sideburns. Robe and wizard hat. Sensuous phone voice.

Unless you catch me whilst I'm Batman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These lists could easily be ten times as long, but...

Books: The Princess Bride, Terry Pratchett, Diane Duane, Neil Gaiman, Cry the Beloved Country, The Things They Carried, A Short History of Nearly Everything, To Kill A Mockingbird

Movies: The Princess Bride, North by Northwest, Back to the Future, The Emperor's New Groove, 1776, The Court Jester, Rear Window, The Road to El Dorado

Shows: The Wire, Battlestar Galactica, Community, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Monty Python. Joss Whedon is my personal television god.

Music: Doomtree, Turquoise Jeep, Talking Heads, Cloud Cult, Frightened Rabbit, Bon Iver, Poliça, Jeremy Messersmith, Spoon

Food: Szechuan, Thai, bourbon, tea, tacos al pastor, beer, cheese, avocados. And let's not forget Trader Joe's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bookshelves
2. The Oxford comma. Sorry, established rules of English grammar; this little guy's my one writerly vice.
3. The Onion... unless they suddenly decided to stop publishing the print edition in the city where it all started. But that'd never happen.
π. Pie
4. My butler, Alfred
5. The ever-enlightening, occasionally disturbing wonders of the internet. Caturday, for instance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How weird it is to be a writer who doesn't enjoy the physical task of writing.
Silly hats, and those who wear them.
Silly walks, and the Ministry that governs them.
When best to use my latest non sequitur in everyday conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tilting at windmills.

Alternately, out with friends, curled up with a good book/my Netflix account, or reenacting my favorite moments from Texts From Last Night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ken Jennings once complimented me on my brain. On television. For posterity.

I've happily paid real money to see a fake hip-hop group.

And, most recently, I just made some chocolate chip cookies. You so wish you were here right now.
You should message me if
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You know where to find some good windmills.

If you want to go see a Doomtree concert one night, then stay in and watch Netflix the next.
If it still blows your mind that H. Jon Benjamin can pull off voicing both a superspy and a guy who's halfway decent at making burgers.
If, deep down, you already know Madison's going to be too small for you.
If you, too, have too much whisk(e)y and not enough time.
If you miss having someone to dance up on. (Or down on; this is an equal-opportunity profile.)
If you think the world needs a little more hedonism in it.
If you cringe every time you hear "Today, the State Assembly passed a bill that..."
If Norm Macdonald is your spirit animal.