I don't drink, don't smoke, don't use drugs... my vices are Icees and sleeping! ;) Life is short and often disappointing, so I try to find the funny side of everything. You have to laugh at life if you wanna survive it.
I am a homebody, and would rather stay home and cuddle than go out shopping or to museums or whatever people like to go out and do. I am low key and low maintenance. And maybe even asleep!
I love reading, especially comic books. I collect toys, play outdated videogames, and watch cartoons. My room looks like Toys R Us threw up in it... in a nice neat OCD way ;) . Come check it out!
I love animals, and more importantly, animals love me. I've only known of one dog who didn't like me... but I myself don't have any pets anymore. If you have a pet, I bet he or she and I will get along! If they are a doggie they get FREE BELLY RUBS. :p
I live with my father, but we're more like roommates than father and son. And sometimes I feel like I'm the grown up of the house! I see no reason to dump all my vast RETAIL FORTUNE into renting a place when I already feel like I live alone.
What do I like in a girl, you ask? A sense of humor is a must, because I am silly. Love cuddling and being physically affectionate. If you have geeky interests, you earn BONUS POINTS! Play videogames, Bananagrams, or just watch hours of Netflix and YouTube with me!
Also, one of my best friends Monica had this to say about me: "You are one of the best people I've ever known in my life. Whoever disagrees, I will happily kick them in the nuts- or punch in the tits. Happily." I suggest you get to know me and come to this conclusion yourself, because Monica is small but spry.