I don't drink, don't smoke, don't use drugs... my vice is Icees! ;) Life is short, so I try to find the funny side of everything. It's my philosophy that life isn't worth living if you can't have fun, so I enjoy making people laugh, which I am quite good at. I can be a sarcastic bastard at times, but it's all in fun.
I love reading, especially comic books. I collect toys, play outdated videogames, and watch cartoons. My room looks like Toys R Us threw up in it... in a nice neat OCD way ;) . I feel I take the best qualities of both adulthood and kid-dom and mash 'em up. I have a very logical and mature mind but sometimes I use it to wonder how Megatron would do in a fight with the Battlestar Galactica.
I love animals, and more importantly, animals love me. I've only known of one dog who didn't like me... but I myself don't have any pets anymore. If you have a pet, I bet he or she and I will get along! If they are a doggie they get FREE BELLY RUBS. :p
I live with my father, but we're more like roommates than father and son. And sometimes I feel like I'm the grown up of the house! We're on completely opposite schedules, so I see no reason to dump all my vast RETAIL FORTUNE into an apartment when I already feel like I live alone... which reminds me that I should point out that I'm a night owl. I tend to go to bed around 5 AM and sleep 8 hours 'til afternoon. I desperately need more people to hang out with at ridiculous hours of the night. Who's up for 3am videogames, Scrabble, or Bananagrams??
I am loyal to my significant other and don't do dumb guy sh-t that makes no sense. I will never cheat on you in a million years. Looking for a great one-on-one monogamous relationship!
What do I like in a girl, you ask? A sense of humor is a must, because I am silly. If you have geeky interests, you earn BONUS POINTS!
Also, one of my best friends Monica had this to say about me: "You are one of the best people I've ever known in my life. Whoever disagrees, I will happily kick them in the nuts- or punch in the tits. Happily." That really made me laugh! I suggest you get to know me and come to this conclusion yourself, because Monica is small but spry.
I am mirthful, committed, and Foreverinbluejeans