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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:42pm
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Latin
My self-summary
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Just the facts, Jack.

I'm not Jack. I'm Jake, actually. Boston born residing in Cincinnati. Chicago stole my heart though.

I've got the mic and you've got the mosh pit.

Is it baseball season yet? Yes it is. About fucking time, though I miss hockey a lot right now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring, figuring things out, and enjoying the adventure.

It's been an interesting quarter of a century. I've moved halfway across the country, traveled more than I ever thought I would, found out what I really want to do with my life, and learned that the adventure is just as much fun as the destination.

Things I'm actually doing? Conversing, writing, travelling, making videos, gaming, pitching ideas, dreaming, all in the name of bettering myself and my career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, writing, visualizing things in my head and then realizing I don't have the artistic ability to make them appear on a paper.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tongue's the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, L.A. Confidential, Grindhouse, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Religulous, Anything Tarantino, 40s and 50s noir, Emperor's New Groove.

TV: Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, Daily Show, Big Bang Theory, Weeds, Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Dexter (Well, every 3 seasons. Because that's how the show works apparently).

Music: Muse, Atmosphere, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dethklok, Shiny Toy Guns, The Devil Wears Prada, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Comeback Kid, Everclear, MGMT

Food: I'm a pretty adventurous eater, minus my tendency to ignore fruits and veggies. That's something I'm slowly changing.

I am addicted to sushi. It's a serious problem. But not half price sushi; you get what you pay for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Open Road
Dry Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we need five different social media outlets to showcase our pictures.

Why can't Melt Bar and Grilled be a part of the Columbus crawl to Cincinnati?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and then it depends on what everyone else is up to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wind you up and make you crawl to me.
Tie you up until you call to me.

I get paid to write about fast food.

I really want to do the Baker's Dozen challenge at Tom + Chee...
You should message me if
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You quote Seinfeld or It's Always Sunny nonstop in conversation.

Your good idea of a first date involves going back and forth playing our favorite songs or randomly discovering new ones.