Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just the facts, Jack.
I'm not Jack. I'm Jake, actually. Boston born residing in
Cincinnati. Chicago stole my heart though.
I've got the mic and you've got the mosh pit.
Graduated from NKU.
I adore travelling. There's a lot of places I've been and a lot of
places I still need to see.
While I'm a fan of far away places, I do enjoy the local road trip
Is it baseball season yet? Yes it is. About fucking time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring, figuring things out, and enjoying the adventure.
It's been an interesting quarter of a century. I've moved halfway
across the country, traveled more than I ever thought I would,
found out what I really want to do with my life, and learned that
the adventure is just as much fun as the destination.
Things I'm actually doing? Conversing, writing, travelling, making
videos, gaming, pitching ideas, dreaming, all in the name of
bettering myself and my career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, writing, visualizing things in my head and then realizing
I don't have the artistic ability to make them appear on a paper.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tongue's the only muscle on my body that works harder than my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, L.A. Confidential,
Grindhouse, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Religulous, Anything
Tarantino, 40s and 50s noir, Emperor's New Groove.
TV: Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, Daily Show, Big Bang Theory,
Weeds, Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development,
Dexter (Well, every 3 seasons. Because that's how the show works
Music: Muse, Atmosphere, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dethklok, Shiny
Toy Guns, The Devil Wears Prada, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday,
Comeback Kid, Everclear, MGMT
Food: I'm a pretty adventurous eater, minus my tendency to ignore
fruits and veggies. That's something I'm slowly changing.
I am addicted to sushi. It's a serious problem. But not half price
sushi; you get what you pay for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we need five different social media outlets to showcase our
Why can't Melt Bar and Grilled be a part of the Columbus crawl to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and then it depends on what everyone else is up to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wind you up and make you crawl to me.
Tie you up until you call to me.
I get paid to write about fast food.
I really want to do the Baker's Dozen challenge at Tom + Chee...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You quote Seinfeld nonstop in conversation.
I tickle your fancy. I tend to be a bit introverted, but I'm
working my hardest to get out of my shell.
You know of more local eateries that I need to check out
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.