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hopster_tank

32 M Ebensburg, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
A man:

Descended from
shores Bahamian.
Raised upon
hills Pennsylvanian.

Often and easily
open to emotion;
Reluctantly expressed.
Fearful of emanating
inmost essences of heart
as of present.

Prior and recent
affairs producing a phase;
Of patient searches
for relieving rendezvous
both platonic AND passionate.

Porting a personality
profoundly scientific (INTJ)
and sporadically sophistic. (INTP)
Initially engaged in solitary interests.
Subsequently exploring social interaction.

Living by values instilled
and not racially stereotypic swill.
Skin worn proud but not pompously.
Expecting only respect and
equally exchanged humility.

Appreciative of hilarity
sardonically sarcastic,
insightfully satirical,
or strangely absurd.
Seldom adoring slapstick
without Stooges.

Alumnus of alma mater
established abroad.
Educated in justice British.
Experience influencing
inclinations for deeper
exploration of destinations
both exotic and domestic.

On most mornings
straddled with sweats,
snacks, and repellant.
Ready to search adjacent
woodlands for respite
amongst wavering trees
and roads not taken.

Often making frolic
bounces before mirrors
masked by bedroom walls.
Waiting to share music
and movement with a
partner matching in pep.

Rarely rendering any real regard for:

Insipid bias against individuals
calling to bring clear change
to quotidian statuses.

Absence of aspirations
to engage in conversations
(both eloquently inspiring and
emptily entertaining)
without wit or charm.

Preoccupation with—
Stars not separated by years of light,
cornfed culture, or faux reality fights.

Excessive indulgence in
professional pummeling
between overpaid brutes
(however noble and
otherwise educated they may be).
What I’m doing with my life
Striving to achieve
professional prowess
in leagues of legality
by sun soaked hours.

Struggling to weave
wistful words
of watchful wonder
at a world
of lingering luminescence
by spare chances in hours bewitched.

Seeking. Longing. Grasping.
At strands of existence;
Undulating across the universe.
Defying any true understanding.

Exercising to alleviate
self of unnecessary cellulite.
Curbing excessive consumption
and enjoying sustenance
culinarily creative and simple.

Currently attempting
to attain admittance
to institutions
of graduate degree.
Intentions of
enhancing resume.
I’m really good at
Amassing ingredients
randomly chosen then
tastefully incorporated
with savored inspiration
into dishes unlikely
yet delectable.

(My peanut butter
banana raisin pancakes
rarely go unrelished.)

Delegating limbs into
spontaneous coordination
with beats most beloved.

Building strategic stacks
of Magic cards.
Gathering tools old and new
for victories and pleasantries
across tables of veterans
and rookies alike.

I kinda put words together good too.
(Intended to be read aloud with a rustic, dull-witted sound.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Cadence and character
of guffaw and grin.
Said to be quite
gregarious.

Additionally, incongruities
between racially narrow
stereotypical expectations
and actual affectations.
Often cited as rather
anomalous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Constantly consuming:

Daring quests generated
from digital code.
(Ragnarok Online 2toSkyrim)

Valiant tales told
through shaded lines
and sentences bellowed out
in alabaster bubbles.
(Astro CitytoFables;SandmantoY the Last Man)

Cinematic curiosities
composed with careful skill.
Favoring screenplays containing
conflict phantasmagoric.
Passing only on pictures
sickeningly sentimental.
(American PsychotoThe Avengers;
The Shawshank RedemptiontoSunshine;
InceptiontoScott Pilgrim;
Ghost in the ShelltoSpirited Away)

Dramatic serials sequestered
across seasons autumnal and vernal.
Venerating amongst them
those most fantastic and futuristic.
Japanese varieties especially.
(Doctor WhotoDexter; Da Vinci's DemonstoDefiance;
CommunitytoCopper;Game of ThronestoGrimm;
Walking DeadtoWarehouse 13;
Samurai 7toScrapped Princess;Dragonball ZtoKino no Tabi)

Melodies manufactured and
harmonies metered out by
electronic experts both
notable and obscure.
Particular preference partaken
in pieces proceleusmatic
and ataraxic.
(Daft PunktoDoomtree;Lemon JellytoPretty Lights;
Blue Sky Black DeathtoBoom Boom Satellites;
FoalstoDovestoGorillaz;Rue RoyaletoRöyksopp;
Bobby DarintoFlux Pavillion)

Tomes of mysterious morphemes.
A mixture of poetic profundities,
humorous sundries,
and horrific fantasies.
(Daniel QuinntoNeil Gaiman;
H.P. LovecrafttoTerry Prachett;
Fernando PessoatoC.G. Jung)

Gluttonous glee derived
from gastronomic delights
across the globe.
Hunger most often
drawn to feasts
from regions Asian.
(Indian FoodtoChinese Food)
The six things I could never do without
With exception
of persons most dear
and elements required for
continuation of sentience:

Primarily,
my electronics.
Enabling such
digital delights.
Allowing ease of
organization and
creations literary.

Secondarily,
my music collection.
Maintaining peace
in times most hectic
when attention wanes
or hope fades.

Thirdly,
my literary collection.
Of works both of
my own cerebral
crafting and others
from savants far superior.

Fourthly,
myMagic: The Gatheringdecks.
While most are
drafted from stock
supplied by Staples,
I possess several
strategies supported
by cards more
corporeal.

Fifthly,
my driving cap.
Inklike oxhide
in a style utterly
irreplaceable.

Sixthly,
my animated and
cinematic archives.
While easily supplanted
by availability elsewhere
its convenience cannot
be underscored enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Interests previously mentioned.

Paired with issues
existential and philosophical,
esoteric and belletristic.

Geeky anticipations
of new cinematic interpretations
of comic characters most classic.

Considerations
of sundry import;
Political, personal, and societal.

Expanding literary talents.
Extending my vocabulary to
edges more verbose.
On a typical Friday night I am
On evenings extrovert,
Time casually spent
with companions familiar.

On evenings introvert,
readings and rhymes
leisurely mingled with
televised or other
electronic pursuits.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I seek to extract
sensual ecstasies
from libidinous activities
extremely errant.

Much more deviant
than appearances divulge;
My dominance
and desire for
group exploration
and coitusinterracial?
Only a cross section.

Allow me to elucidate
in more extended detail:

I am a 9 on a base 10 scale.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You
possess appreciation
for profilespoetic.

You
contain comprehension
of dialogue didactic.

You
seek investigation
into personality proper.

You
derive stimulation
from anything aforementioned
which I may assist to foster.