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horatiomatic

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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i always re-fill the brita pitcher and ice cube trays.
What I’m doing with my life
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Putting together a short story collection (slowly). Oftentimes I seek out new and interesting food.
I’m really good at
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pasta creation, words written and typed, bikram yoga, long division, thinking outside the xbox
The first things people usually notice about me
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ninja abilities
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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beck, holopaw, amy winehouse, blood orange, tao lin, love in the time of cholera, richard linklater
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
maslow's hierarchy of: food, sleep, love, and chocolate milk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
vintage typewriters, my dog's endless capacity for urination
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
live music or at home with a pizza
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i've seen storage wars texas more than once
You should message me if
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you're into movies, literature, philosophy, dogs, art, fitness or making pizza