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horrorbusinesss

34 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Moved to Seattle from San Francisco. I'm originally from neither here nor there.

I'm a cartoonist (comic book artist), illustrator, graphic designer, and sometimes photographer and musician.

Don't let the tattoos fool you, I am not a fake nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to conceptualize the cryptozoological beast, "the Atomic Dog".

I've been making ice cream... I made a pretty killer coffee bourbon one and I have aspirations to create a pizza ice cream...

Web design is my day job
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating and being clever

Solving a Rubiks Cube drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses `cause they're on my face. Tattoos maybe?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: the Stranger, City of Glass, Leviathan, Ghost World, You Can't Get There From Here, Love is Not Constantly Wondering if You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life

Movies: Gummo, Hausu, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Mother, Naisu No Mori, Wet Hot American Summer, Adaptation, Harold and Maude

Shows: The Eric Andre Show, The Wire, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who

Music = eclectic: Desmond Dekker, the Pixies, Big Business, Wavves, Beach Boys, Sam Cooke, Fleetwood Mac, Elvis Costello, Misfits, Alton Ellis, Oblivians, Kylesa, Baroness, Animal Collective, Rocket From the Crypt, Cock Sparrer, Adrian Younge, Daniel Johnston, Dirty Beaches, Fidlar, Superchunk, Hunx And His Punx, No Bunny, Serge Gainsbourg, etc. etc. etc.

Been listening to Ty Segall's Self-Titled a lot lately.

Food: Mostly anything that isn't fish or onions (oh and copious amounts of cilantro)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
computer, pen, phone, pencil, music, my friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends at a bar or at my place playing board games
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I didn't have and have not had television reception for the past 6+ years, so if you sit me in front of a tv, I will watch practically anything. i.e. I was staying at my friend's place before I got moved into my apartment and his girlfriend turned on the TV while I was sitting on the couch. She changed the channel to Lifetime which was showing a "Dance Moms" marathon. They left to run some errands and three hours later they came back to find me still watching "Dance Moms". That's also mainly because I have no idea how a comcast cable remote works.

UPDATE: I have Comcast now but I never watch it; it came with my internet; and I still have no idea how to use the remote.
You should message me if
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You find this oddly amusing: http://youtu.be/iRZ2Sh5-XuM

You want to say something to me that can spark a conversation.

You are comfortable being yourself.