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horsedoovers

26 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jan 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right. Actually going to answer this one now.
To be completely honest, I'm an armchair intellectual. Most of my energy goes into over-analysis and making broad declarations about society and philosophy and culture-collisions (I find them fascinating). You should probably not take me any more seriously than I do. That said, I do what I can to make sure I stay reasonable.
And here's a bonus for you special ladies: I will absolutely admit when I am wrong. I'm telling you, man. You're getting the whole package here. Ican'tbelieveitIgottatellya.
I enjoy throwing concepts around with other people, because I know that I learn more about a subject if I've got someone to talk to about it. I really enjoy tasting other people's perspectives. Chewing ideas and spitting them back and forth, if that's not too off-putting an image for you.
I'm somewhat sporadically competitive, but I think it brings out the best in me. Because the alternative to tricking myself into motivation and interest through rivalry (even if it's all in my head!) is procrastination and self-indulgence. AND FAILURE.
So yeah. Trying to balance between sane and fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chillin, grubbin, internetin
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mouthing off, video games, eristical argument, loafing.
Steering my ship, The Ambivalence, through the hazards and baddies of zeal and deception as I sail ever closer, inexorably closer, to shores yet unimagined; leaving behind the dreary, predictable lands of Reality and winding my leaky boat in neurotic twists toward inconceivable white sands nestled snugly against the sharp unforgiving peaks that are the limits of my imagination.
So yeah, I'm a bit of a bullshitter. Pretty talk sometimes, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably talking. Skinny white kid. Biting sarcasm. Remarkably pleasant company. Serves tea sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love everything from Piers Anthony to Vonnegut. I'm not very much into movies (although I make references that drive people nuts at times). Anything with a really good twist.

I don't watch much tv, but I like Clone High and other animated bullshit. You know what I mean.

Yeah yeah yeahs, metric, Emancipator, Franz Ferdinand, DJ Krush, Bonobo, Menomena, Little People, Prefuse 73, Boom Bip, Dabrye, Stan Getz, Astrud Gilberto, John Coltraine, Blackalicious, Shad. Anything free. I'm not biased against any particular genre, but country and rap has the biggest ratio of shit to glory.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smokes.
Martial arts.
Internet/culture.
Conversation.
Oxygen.
Music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Video games and internet culture. The next scheme. Racism vs. Culturalism. Global societal collapse (that one's my favorite).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On walkabout downtown, peoplewatching and reading near statues.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am like the cat who became an ornithologist, simply to glorify his own ornithophagy, esoterically devouring penthestes atricapillus, but never eating chickadees.
It's stupid, but it's a better flaw than my others:D

Bonus secret: I am incapable of regional affiliation.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–85
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're interested. Or if you're not, those people are fun.