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horsenhound

28 / F / straight / Single

Minneapolis, Minnesota

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English, French (Okay)

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I am a wombat, a unicorn, and a puppy.

My Self-Summary

I'm not ready to grow up yet (or ever), but am a driven individual that has a lot of plates spinning constantly. Looking for someone to help me spin some new plates... Or just run away and join the circus with me. Applicant should be conscientious, funny, engaging, dynamic, and someone everyone wants to be around. But you just want to hang out with me. But you don't, because that would be too much. We both need friends and separate time, but I'd be on your mind a lot. Yes.

What I’m doing with my life

Currently working at a museum, hanging out with my dogs, horse, and working on breaking into a completely different industry. I love the city, but would love to live on an old farm in my later years.

I’m really good at

Organizing and multi tasking at work. Connecting with animals everywhere I go. Making people laugh, but it takes me a minute to open up.

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes, curly hair, sense of humor.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'm going to substitute artists for books... Bernini, David, Manet, David Shrigley, Dan Graham, Kara Walker, Sigmar Polke, Rothko, Julie Mehretu, Joan Mitchell, and my friends.
Old films in all genres, but especially gangster films and horror. Lauren Baccall and Bogart are a bonus. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein reminds me of being young. Little Caesar, Spider Baby, Goodfellas, Royal Tennenbaums, City of Lost Children, Clue, The Burbs, Ma Vie en Rose, La Vie en Rose, The Black Stallion, any version of Black Beauty, etc.... I met David Lynch once and sat behind Francis Ford Coppolla for over an hour another time, and walked the red carpet in Cannes. Bottomline, I need to start watching more films to live up to these opportunities.
I listen to a lot of old girl groups: Ronnettes, Crystals, etc; Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis, etc etc. Also like noisy local bands with bad attitudes and hip hop of all classes.
Love just about all food, especially anything with truffles, cilantro or duck confit in it.

The six things I could never do without

6 schmix... My two Dalmatians, my horse, a comfy place to sleep, good food, whiskey, and someone to love. And right now: Tracy Morgan and 30 Rock in general.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What could have been, and what will be. Memories and hopes of all sorts.

On a typical Friday night I am

out at a dirty bar with a friend or two. OR at home watching movies and relaxing with my dogs.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Is that there are indeed secrets to discover.

You should message me if

You can appreciate a classy girl who can sip Jameson with the dudes. You are comfortable in your own skin, stable, don't have a million issues to work on, are open minded and easy going.

Here's s list that I shall continue to add to:
single
no kids
love dogs
like horses
NO SNAKES!!

more to come....