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horsethievery

38 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Oct 2, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i am an artist, model, and photographer who rides his bike and gets yelled at by drivers.

hopefully someday i will be the next Alton Brown, and the anti-Guy Fieri. what i mean by that is i want to learn everything i can about food. not just how it's cooked (although that's good too), but about the history of it, the cultural significance of it, and the sustainability of it. i want to learn about why these people eat this, but these other people eat that. i am fascinated by trends throughout history in food growth, preparation and consumption, and read about 15th century trade routes as much as molecular gastronomy.

i live in a converted school building with the mmmayhem cat and a revolving cast of artists, writers, photographers, models, designers, and other creative types.
i'm originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, which means i have some weird version of polite midwestern manners that makes me stick out in this pushy-ass town.

if we become friendly, i will probably offer to cook for you at some point. and i will offer you a drink served in a enormous glass pirate-skull mug. it's a thing to behold, and you'll never want to drink out of anything else ever again.

i like taking pictures of my friends, either with my DSLR (Nikon D600) or my Polaroid 660/Land Camera. if you want to see, i can show you where to look. same goes for my drawings. they're around too. some are safer for work than others, but i'm not exactly OSHA.

probably 90% of my clothes have been worn by someone else before me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
getting naked for bored art students, and taking pictures of my friends and neighbors. updating my tumblr with dirty pictures i've taken.
i am, however, contemplating going back to school. maybe for illustration, more likely for some kind of American Studies / Cultural Anthropology degree with a concentration on food. mmm, food.

also, i am regularly brushing my cat so he will stop horking up hairballs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dressing myself, finding vintage clothing at thrift stores, hugs, crossword puzzles and sudoku, drawing goofy pictures on napkins, solving the world's problems sitting on the kitchen floor at 1am, not following my own brilliant advice, folding laundry, following recipies, and not getting killed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my facial hair, my eyes, and my pencils. not always in that order. depends on if i have my glasses on or my sleeves rolled down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
deep breath. hokay. so.

favorite books are probably:
The Abortion, An Historical Romance 1966, or A Confederate General From Big Sur, both by Richard Brautigan.
Love In The Time Of Cholera, by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Lolita, by Vladimir Nabokov
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, by Dr Hunter S. Thompson
A Trip To The Stars, by Nicholas Christopher
and while it's more a collection of self-published writings in book form, Burn Collector by Al Burian is probably tops on the all-time favorite list.
anything related to the Acme Novelty Library or Chris Ware.
also, anything about food history, food folklore and mythology, and/or food science.
not to mention collections of nice things to look at and consider, by Richard Avedon, Mary Ellen Mark, Robert Mapplethorpe, Minor White, Egon Schiele, Bill Waterson, Tony Millionaire, or Art Chantry.

favorite movies are, for the time being:
Clue, The Jerk, Charade, and Reservoir Dogs

favorite bands could take a lifetime to list, so i'll narrow it down to:
Born Against, The Jesus Lizard, Superchunk, Radiohead, Fugazi, TV On The Radio, Drive Like Jehu, The Mountain Goats, Mos Def, The Dresden Dolls, Neutral Milk Hotel, Shellac

and i love to eat, period. i'm failing in the strictness of my vegetarianism, though, thanks to sushi and Cincinnati-style chili.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
feline attention
some way of making an image - a pen, a camera, etc.
a gas range, a chef's knife, and a good thick pan.
cheese
nipples
cotton/poly blend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my grocery list.
the best way to get somewhere.
how i should be editing pictures instead of wasting time online.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching the Venture Bros and falling asleep by 10pm, or occasionally out with friends enjoying a drink and loud music until sunrise.
most likely, i'm down the hall with one of my many similarly inclined neighbors. having many creative people all in the same building has done wonders for my social life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i was a late bloomer, but made up for lost time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you care. caring is underrated.