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28 Christchurch, New Zealand Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:18am
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
summary aye ???? Mmmm well where to begin without being too clichè.
I'm just a tall, dark ruggerdly handsome chap ( well the tall bit anyways) with a bad habit of doing silly walks at inappropriate times. I can also do an excellent impression of a spider monkey so let that be a warning to all ye scallywags.

I do stand up comedy a couple of times a month which I draw inspiration from everyday life ( I once did a whole gig on the faces people pull when they receive a txt message in public)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run a labour hire company in Christchurch which keeps me mildly entertained throughout the week , the amount of broken s%#t to be fixed is amazing so things just keep getting busier. Other than work I play quite abit of sport in attempt to keep fit or alternatively I'm spending a lot of time rearranging my furniture in an anticlockwise direction as not to upset the ying as he's very short tempered and often abuses yang for buying green top milk.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reaching things that are on the top shelf , foreign accents , pretending to be David Attenborough ,opening jars with both hands ( I'm ambidextrous) , rocking out to pink floyd and and any other funky beat Ohhh and dancing in the shower .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and Mohawk maybe my blue eyes or perhaps I'm in a suit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The dictionary is always a good read I like comedy , action and some horrors especially werewolf movies ohh and I like love actually ... Please don't shoot me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Suit and tie
My car
DVD series of the mighty boosh
Jet planes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to stop being single and where the hell did I put my car keys
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at the pub or working mainly working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got bitten on the neck by a horse left a giant hickey type mark and got sideways looks for a week!
You should message me if
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If your awesome and can put up with a stand up comedian who likes a bit of sarcasm also extra points if you have an English or American accent .chicks with accents can make me do anything lol

I'm a little bit of a closet nerd and movie buff anything to do with time travel is cool and I think the tardis is freaking tops.
People with carrots up their arse need not apply same applies to people with sand in their vaginas ... Life is not supposed to be filled with more drama than a month of Shortland street .