I myself was a bit of a handful as a teen. I had a band that played a mix of country, techno, and black death metal. We were like the original limp bizkit! But with way more talent :P I was never much of a social butterfly, but get a few wine coolers in me and Im a frickin hummingbird! I used to get in trouble a lot as a kid because I would torture my moms pomerdoodle (half pomeranean half poodle). Not like, brutally torture, more like, trying to mail him to various parts of the world. He always found his way home, damn POMERDOODLE! I guess I did it because I was jealous of the attention he got. I was 19 years younger than my sister, and my mother was 62 when I was born, so the pomerdoodle had already staked his claim on the youngest and cutest position in the family.
My 20's consisted of a lot of soul searching. After my marriage failed, I found myself looking for love in all the wrong places. Mostly back alley gay bars with passwords to get in. Shockingly, there was no "love" to be found. In my late 20's I traveled through Europe, let me just say, same shit, different language. On the night before my 30th birthday I had an epiphone. "Put away your past, love will never last if you're holding on to a dream that's gone." -Madonna
Anyway, back to 2011! Im just a lone wolf looking for a pack so to speak. I cant say whether Im looking for a man or a woman, simply because Ive tasted both flavors and I like each one with sprinkles :) I've always had a slight tendency towards men but any ladies out there reading this shouldnt hesitate to message me, Im great at conversation and again, bisexual. Im not uptight, Im not afraid of anything but carbs, and I dont bite, hard ;) I'd love to get to know someone with a life worth knowing about and I'd love for you to get to know someone this freaking hott!
Any, and I mean, ANY, Lifetime original. I swear, it's crack. The glass house 2, The bird cage, I think we're alone now, Under Siege, all the Rush Hours, Get Him to the Greek, Dont Mess with the Zohan, He's Just Not that into you, The Notebook, Twilight, Dance Flick, and Transformers
Rupauls Drag Race/Drag U, Lifetime, Drop Dead Diva, Dance Moms, Nail Files, Toddlers & Tiaras, Little Couple, Sister Wives, Jersey Shore, Meet the Browns, Survivor, American Idol (WOO SCOTTY MCREERY!), all the CSI's, Desperate Housewives (soooo pissed it's cancelled!), Dancing With the Stars, Real World Road Rules Challenge, Law & Order's, All my Children, Wendy Williams, Ellen
Creed, Nickelback, Dido, Madonna, AC/DC, Ace of Base, Queen, U2, Live, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Skid Row, Bon Jovi, MJ, Bel Biv Devoe, TLC, Destiny's Child (KELLY ROWLAND IS MY QUEEN), Paula Abdul
I'll eat anything with or without a face :D
My snuggie (RULES)
My cat Duncan
My close friends
My free time