Well, here goes nothing! Not that I'm nothing, hahahaha, but
seriously, I'm bisexual. My name is Preston-Gene Hummell. I was
born in a small town in Georgia where I was raised by my mother and
older sister. My father ran off with the rodeo when I was three. Im
not even kidding about that. He was a rodeo clown, RANDOM!! My
mother tried to teach me to be a man, FAIL! I played a lot of
sports as a kid, but was never very good. I cant throw a ball to
save my flippin life! Im obsessed with robots! Theres this robot at
the mall that eats your garbage, the future is here! Also, just to
get it out of the way, I was briefly married at age 21. Dont
forget, Im bisexual, hehehe. Well, needless to say, it didn't work
out. We had a son together, his name is Armando. He's 13 now and
wont speak to me. KIDDING! But you know teens...
I myself was a bit of a handful as a teen. I had a band that played a mix of country, techno, and black death metal. We were like the original limp bizkit! But with way more talent :P I was never much of a social butterfly, but get a few wine coolers in me and Im a frickin hummingbird! I used to get in trouble a lot as a kid because I would torture my moms pomerdoodle (half pomeranean half poodle). Not like, brutally torture, more like, trying to mail him to various parts of the world. He always found his way home, damn POMERDOODLE! I guess I did it because I was jealous of the attention he got. I was 19 years younger than my sister, and my mother was 62 when I was born, so the pomerdoodle had already staked his claim on the youngest and cutest position in the family.
My 20's consisted of a lot of soul searching. After my marriage failed, I found myself looking for love in all the wrong places. Mostly back alley gay bars with passwords to get in. Shockingly, there was no "love" to be found. In my late 20's I traveled through Europe, let me just say, same shit, different language. On the night before my 30th birthday I had an epiphone. "Put away your past, love will never last if you're holding on to a dream that's gone." -Madonna
Anyway, back to 2011! Im just a lone wolf looking for a pack so to speak. I cant say whether Im looking for a man or a woman, simply because Ive tasted both flavors and I like each one with sprinkles :) I've always had a slight tendency towards men but any ladies out there reading this shouldnt hesitate to message me, Im great at conversation and again, bisexual. Im not uptight, Im not afraid of anything but carbs, and I dont bite, hard ;) I'd love to get to know someone with a life worth knowing about and I'd love for you to get to know someone this freaking hott!
I myself was a bit of a handful as a teen. I had a band that played a mix of country, techno, and black death metal. We were like the original limp bizkit! But with way more talent :P I was never much of a social butterfly, but get a few wine coolers in me and Im a frickin hummingbird! I used to get in trouble a lot as a kid because I would torture my moms pomerdoodle (half pomeranean half poodle). Not like, brutally torture, more like, trying to mail him to various parts of the world. He always found his way home, damn POMERDOODLE! I guess I did it because I was jealous of the attention he got. I was 19 years younger than my sister, and my mother was 62 when I was born, so the pomerdoodle had already staked his claim on the youngest and cutest position in the family.
My 20's consisted of a lot of soul searching. After my marriage failed, I found myself looking for love in all the wrong places. Mostly back alley gay bars with passwords to get in. Shockingly, there was no "love" to be found. In my late 20's I traveled through Europe, let me just say, same shit, different language. On the night before my 30th birthday I had an epiphone. "Put away your past, love will never last if you're holding on to a dream that's gone." -Madonna
Anyway, back to 2011! Im just a lone wolf looking for a pack so to speak. I cant say whether Im looking for a man or a woman, simply because Ive tasted both flavors and I like each one with sprinkles :) I've always had a slight tendency towards men but any ladies out there reading this shouldnt hesitate to message me, Im great at conversation and again, bisexual. Im not uptight, Im not afraid of anything but carbs, and I dont bite, hard ;) I'd love to get to know someone with a life worth knowing about and I'd love for you to get to know someone this freaking hott!
