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hot_sponge_bath

37 / M / Straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

His Details

Last Online
Feb 23, 2010
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared
Height
3′ 1″ (0.94m).
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Albanian (Okay)

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My self-summary
I like poetry and a glass of scotch, and of course Baxter..I'm kind of a big deal.

PS
Happy Valentine's Day.

I am cornbread, mullet, and grits

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What I’m doing with my life
cheese in my beard
bread in my pocket
a ski mask on the floor
I feel refreshed
financially secure
out the door again
the day's hand on my thigh
no time to feel used
I've got tricks to turn
in the universal lock

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I’m really good at
calibrating the Ba gua

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The first things people usually notice about me
sometimes I cut out a hole in my shirt to expose a nipple. The chics dig it. I usually get compliments.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books
mostly celebrity bios

Movies
kung fu and romantic comedies

music
Country and rap and disco

TV
Golden Girls, the Disney Channel, the news, shit like that

food
It's all gonna be shit eventually..fuck it

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The six things I could never do without
*James Brown
*antique matchbox cars
*my bongos
*ear plugs
*Dracula's nose hairs
*tobacco

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
"frankly, I resent the question" -->H. Ross Perot

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On a typical Friday night I am
checking hookers for ticks.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-distance penpals, casual sex