I'm not summarizable. Some words you may use to describe me include but are not limited to: awesome, charming, handsome, winning, personable, well-endowed, buff rich, famous, mysterious and most importantly..... modest. I'm the whole package, with zero fluff. The guy you can take home to your parents, the guy who kicks ass, the guy who's gonna ride in on a stallion with a bunch of roses studded with DIAMONDS. I'm the man your man could smell like. Hellooooo ladies.....
Google Old Spice Isaac Mustafa if you simply do not understand any of this.
What I’m doing with my life
Saving puppy dogs while single-handedly countering the effects of
global warming by breathing VERY SLOWLY.
I’m really good at
Being that missing spice that makes a mediocre entree absolutely
The first things people usually notice about me
My deep soul. Then probably my ability to arm wrestle Mike Tyson
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
blah blah blah I reckon we're all unique. Wouldn't it be boring if
we chose who to talked to based on those few similarities that aint
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stay outta my head!
On a typical Friday night I am
giving out vodka to needy children, drivers and enraged lunatics.
Performing other charitable acts and being most saint-like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm never what I seem, and I'm more complex than you can
Don't try to imagine the impossible. I'm not responsible for any
head explosive action on your part
You should message me if
If you have less than one cat per cubic meter of house. half a cat