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I'm generally not considered "attractive", I lack confidence, If I'm speaking then you can assume I'm lying, I'll cheat at the first opportunity, I have zero integrity, I'm lazy, the sound of laughter is like nails on a chalkboard to me, I lose at everything I do, I don't give a fuck about the less fortunate, I take all I can get my hands on and give nothing back, I don't enjoy speaking my mind 'cause people might make fun of me, I hate being outside with all the mosquitos and sun damage (bleh, who needs it!) I consider animals to be a food source only, my life philosophy is to wait and see what comes to me, I can't climb a flight of stairs without getting winded and I emotionally break down whenever someone tries to give me constructive criticism, I don't use silverware as I prefer to use my hands, even for soup, if I had one wish, it would be to send all children to outer-space never to come back, jokes are generally lost on me, I just don't get them, I hate tv, I wish the Sun would explode tomorrow, I try and stay away from water because of all the diseases, I don't like sand 'cause it gets in my shoes, I hate snow 'cause it's too cold, I have no ability to read the feelings of others, my version of romance is saying to my girl "Go get me some beer and then we'll pork", I leave relationships at the first sign of conflict, if you need help with something I'll probably go hang out with my friends instead.
I'm generally not considered "attractive", I lack confidence, If I'm speaking then you can assume I'm lying, I'll cheat at the first opportunity, I have zero integrity, I'm lazy, the sound of laughter is like nails on a chalkboard to me, I lose at everything I do, I don't give a fuck about the less fortunate, I take all I can get my hands on and give nothing back, I don't enjoy speaking my mind 'cause people might make fun of me, I hate being outside with all the mosquitos and sun damage (bleh, who needs it!) I consider animals to be a food source only, my life philosophy is to wait and see what comes to me, I can't climb a flight of stairs without getting winded and I emotionally break down whenever someone tries to give me constructive criticism, I don't use silverware as I prefer to use my hands, even for soup, if I had one wish, it would be to send all children to outer-space never to come back, jokes are generally lost on me, I just don't get them, I hate tv, I wish the Sun would explode tomorrow, I try and stay away from water because of all the diseases, I don't like sand 'cause it gets in my shoes, I hate snow 'cause it's too cold, I have no ability to read the feelings of others, my version of romance is saying to my girl "Go get me some beer and then we'll pork", I leave relationships at the first sign of conflict, if you need help with something I'll probably go hang out with my friends instead.
