I will eat Twinkies because anything made out of the same stuff as rocket fuel has got to do wonders for the body.
**EDIT: No more Twinkies to fuel my sarcasm. I didn't really eat twinkies anyway. It's just a funny sounding sentence.
I eat Twinkies. See? Giggled a bit right? maybe because it sounds perverse, oh well**
I have a fear of Zombies and Sharks. Otherwise I am the fearless slayer of Spiders!
Sometimes I refer to myself in 3rd person, just for the hell of it.
I like Comic books, Comic Conventions and Dorky things.
I am currently making a video game about my experience as a single Dad with custody. It has one mode. HARD.
But on a serious note... I am looking for someone with a good sense of humor. Someone that doesn't take herself too seriously because she's pretty or smart or whatever she thinks her attractive qualities are. No one likes a narcissistic person..well besides themselves.
It's really difficult to put who you are into a paragraph and make it sound exciting as you really are. Anyone else noticed that or is it just me?
I am: Honest (to a fault), caring, hard working, a good listener, a dork, a lover, a fighter, a collection of memories, a believer and a skeptic all at the same time.
I'm not any more or less than you.
I also have SOLE Custody of my son, which means I have to put him before myself. Sure, it gets Lonely. Sure, it's hard to date but I'm worth it and he's even MORE worth it.
If you are curious about the situation with his mom, ask me. There is no drama on my end.
If you stop by my profile and don't say anything, I'm guessing you find me ugly and/or boring, that's fine but if it's untrue maybe just say Hello if you can't think of anything clever.
I'm sorry my pictures are so small on here, I don't have any new ones as I JUST got a digital camera.
I assure you my screenname is a Joke. I do have a good amount of self confidence but by no stretch of the imagination do I consider myself "hot". So here's the skinny:
My niece's friend said " You're hot for a dad" which I took as a left handed compliment. Voila! a bad screen name is born.
Any more questions? Ask. I don't lie or hide anything, but honesty without discretion is sometimes stupidity.
Studying so I can go to Law school or become a paralegal.
Writing sketch comedy
Looking to do voice over acting work ( hoping for a DC comics character)
And now..Comic book Writer. Yup. I do that.
making grilled cheese sandwiches.
Listening and giving advice..
Favorite Movies: The Road, Fight club, Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, memento, Inception, The prestige, Any And all Zombie movies but my fav is Dawn of the dead 2004. Equilibrium, Southland Tales, Donnie darko, The heart is deceitful above all things, Watership Down, Just about anything having to do with Superheroes, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Evil Dead trilogy, Star Wars ( not the newer ones), Team America ( F**k yeah!) , The majestic, ALOT more.. I could literally list about 50 more.
Favorite shows: Californication, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, Gods of the arena and vengeance, The Walking dead, Breaking bad
Music: I'm not picky here. As long as it isn't Death metal, I'll listen to it for the most part, but slick overproduced pop and under produced attempts at being "Indie" both annoy me.
Food: Thai food, Sushi, Indian food... I pretty much eat anything except onions ( Onions are evil..)
comic books or video games toss up)
A few good books
When the zombies attack what will I be doing?
Using the force. May it be with you.
I liked Roxette. Seriously.
That I voted for Cthulu. Twice.
I am Tyler Durden.
You have something funny to say.You are a dork, or you want to meet a real live one.
You are interested, you like kids. You want an autograph on your comic book.
You aren't a criminal.
You think single dads are sexy. :)
You also voted for Cthulu ( or will in 2016)
If we have a high match percentage and I'm not exactly in your age parameters because there is absolutely nothing wrong with making new friends.