I will eat Twinkies because anything made out of the same stuff as rocket fuel has got to do wonders for the body.
**EDIT: No more Twinkies to fuel my sarcasm. I didn't really eat twinkies anyway. It's just a funny sounding sentence.
I eat Twinkies. See? Giggled a bit right? maybe because it sounds perverse, oh well**
I have a fear of Zombies and Sharks. Otherwise I am the fearless slayer of Spiders!
Sometimes I refer to myself in 3rd person, just for the hell of it.
I like Comic books, Comic Conventions and Dorky things.
I am currently making a video game about my experience as a single Dad with custody. It has one mode. HARD.
But on a serious note... I am looking for someone with a good sense of humor. Someone that doesn't take herself too seriously because she's pretty or smart or whatever she thinks her attractive qualities are. No one likes a narcissistic person..well besides themselves.
It's really difficult to put who you are into a paragraph and make it sound exciting as you really are. Anyone else noticed that or is it just me?
I am: Honest (to a fault), caring, hard working, a good listener, a dork, a lover, a fighter, a collection of memories, a believer and a skeptic all at the same time.
I'm not any more or less than you.
I also have SOLE Custody of my son, which means I have to put him before myself. Sure, it gets Lonely. Sure, it's hard to date but I'm worth it and he's even MORE worth it.
If you are curious about the situation with his mom, ask me. There is no drama on my end.
If you stop by my profile and don't say anything, I'm guessing you find me ugly and/or boring, that's fine but if it's untrue maybe just say Hello if you can't think of anything clever.
I'm sorry my pictures are so small on here, I don't have any new ones as I JUST got a digital camera.
I assure you my screenname is a Joke. I do have a good amount of self confidence but by no stretch of the imagination do I consider myself "hot". So here's the skinny:
My niece's friend said " You're hot for a dad" which I took as a left handed compliment. Voila! a bad screen name is born.
Any more questions? Ask. I don't lie or hide anything, but honesty without discretion is sometimes stupidity.