I am a, salam, and er
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29 / F / Straight / Seeing Someone
- Last Online
- Dec 7
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m).
- Body Type
- Mostly vegan
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from college/university
- Rather not say
- Less than $20,000
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Swahili (Poorly)
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I am a, salam, and er
My job has me spending most of the day outside, smiling at strangers and I am compensated partially in rootbeer floats.
Oh, and I am a champ at hula hooping and congratulating people on being champs.
The fact that I am accosting them.
The banana in my pocket.
bee) Every Todd Solondz movie, What's Up, Tiger Lily?, Conan the Barbarian, Wizard People: Dear Reader, Jesus Christ Superstar, Billy Elliot. I think Cobra Verde is my favorite Werner Herzog film.
see) Peep Show. The L Word. Freaky Eaters.
tdee) bands and other bands, but I probably don't wanna talk about bands with any sort of expert pretense. I have an abiding love for ttc, the jesus christ superstar soundtrack, that Jeffrey Lewis album that is all Crass covers, nirvana b-sides and songs with filthy lyrics.
eee!) plantains, pineapple, ethiopian food, dolmeh, guacamole, grapefruit, indian pickles, bissap, things spicy enough to make my nose run (attractively), no beasts large enough to see. Sometimes I make vegan cheese, which I find to be exciting and most of my friends find to be disgusting.
Or working. Probably working.
Also, I once saw Bob Log III's dick.
- Ages 23–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
Or none of those things. I will drink a beer once with just about anyone. That said, I have a lot of faith in the algorithm. You probably should not message me if we don't have a respectable match or friend percentage, unless said message is for purposes of anthropology. I am open to mutual field studies, non-euphemistically. God help you if you send me a form letter.