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hotformathletes

29 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Feb 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Perhaps I should be in bed, sleeping or otherwise. Instead I am marketing my Unique and Sexy personality on the internet, serving up a construct of myself for your consumption. Man, if I read that in someone else's profile, I would think, "What a fucking nerd." But it's not nerdy! I am Unique! I am Sexy! Ok, Cupid? Ok?!

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What I’m doing with my life
Grading standardized tests, trying to channel these frequent paroxysms of unbridled wanderlust in positive and financially prudent directions, popping zits.

My job has me spending most of the day outside, smiling at strangers and I am compensated partially in rootbeer floats.
I’m really good at
Many things pertaining to the making of coffee or tea, being a socratic pain in the ass and rubbing people's heads. I'll probably remember your name after meeting you only once, which will really disconcert you, because you probably won't remember meeting me at all.

Oh, and I am a champ at hula hooping and congratulating people on being champs.
The first things people usually notice about me
The color of my eyes.
The fact that I am accosting them.
The banana in my pocket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
eh) I pretty much only find time to read Harpers right now. I used to love Henry Miller hard, but I think I've timed out of dirty old men being interesting. I like Salman Rushdie, Haruki Murakami, Thomas Pynchon, Sadat Hasan Manto and big ol' books about economics and childrens books in french. I like things with indexes. I also like Annie Dillard and John Muir and Derrick Jensen and David Rakoff.

bee) Every Todd Solondz movie, What's Up, Tiger Lily?, Conan the Barbarian, Wizard People: Dear Reader, Jesus Christ Superstar, Billy Elliot. I think Cobra Verde is my favorite Werner Herzog film.

see) Peep Show. The L Word. Freaky Eaters.

tdee) bands and other bands, but I probably don't wanna talk about bands with any sort of expert pretense. I have an abiding love for ttc, the jesus christ superstar soundtrack, that Jeffrey Lewis album that is all Crass covers, nirvana b-sides and songs with filthy lyrics.

eee!) plantains, pineapple, ethiopian food, dolmeh, guacamole, grapefruit, indian pickles, bissap, things spicy enough to make my nose run (attractively), no beasts large enough to see. Sometimes I make vegan cheese, which I find to be exciting and most of my friends find to be disgusting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
niches people find for themselves, smells, social rube goldberg devices, things that are real that might as well be imaginary, nationalism, facades both literal and metaphorical, the wedding industrial complex, the educational financial complex, the apartment complex, how to phrase things in french, usury, what to do next, reminding myself to stay in the moment, cellular vibration, getting old, the internalization of capitalism and how to interact in a genuine way while working retail, coffee, power, why people are creepy, rhythm and fun sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking drinks, booking books, talking talks, being either a creative spectator or a creator of spectacle.

Or working. Probably working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't get into grad school. Merp.

Also, I once saw Bob Log III's dick.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to be an Austin friend, are man enough to make passes at girls who wear glasses, want to do the crossword/draw pictures together, want to go on miniature adventures/ dancing/ for bike rides, can do a good Nelson Mandela impression, like reading aloud and/or like theme/costume parties or you just wanna, like, hold hands or some shit.

Or none of those things. I will drink a beer once with just about anyone. That said, I have a lot of faith in the algorithm. You probably should not message me if we don't have a respectable match or friend percentage, unless said message is for purposes of anthropology. I am open to mutual field studies, non-euphemistically. God help you if you send me a form letter.