Perhaps I should be in bed, sleeping or otherwise. Instead I am
marketing my Unique and Sexy personality on the internet, serving
up a construct of myself for your consumption. Man, if I read that
in someone else's profile, I would think, "What a fucking nerd."
But it's not nerdy! I am Unique! I am Sexy! Ok, Cupid? Ok?!
I am a, salam, and er
What I’m doing with my life
Practicing hot consent with the zeitgeist.
I’m really good at
one-liners, listening, general silliness.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mermaid 'do, my smile, my ferocious teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
eh) I pretty much only find time to read Harpers right now. I used
to love Henry Miller hard, but I think I've timed out of dirty old
men being interesting. I like Salman Rushdie, Haruki Murakami,
Thomas Pynchon, Sadat Hasan Manto and big ol' books about economics
and childrens books in french. I like things with indexes. I also
like Annie Dillard and John Muir and Derrick Jensen and David
bee) Every Todd Solondz movie, What's Up, Tiger Lily?, Conan the
Barbarian, Wizard People: Dear Reader, Jesus Christ Superstar,
Billy Elliot. I think Cobra Verde is my favorite Werner Herzog
see) Peep Show. The L Word. Freaky Eaters.
tdee) bands and other bands, but I probably don't wanna talk about
bands with any sort of expert pretense. I have an abiding love for
ttc, the jesus christ superstar soundtrack, that Jeffrey Lewis
album that is all Crass covers, nirvana b-sides and songs with
eee!) plantains, pineapple, ethiopian food, dolmeh, guacamole,
grapefruit, indian pickles, bissap, things spicy enough to make my
nose run (attractively), no beasts large enough to see. Sometimes I
make vegan cheese, which I find to be exciting and most of my
friends find to be disgusting.
The six things I could never do without
my teenage fan club
I spend a lot of time thinking about
niches people find for themselves, smells, social rube goldberg
devices, things that are real that might as well be imaginary,
nationalism, facades both literal and metaphorical, the wedding
industrial complex, the educational financial complex, the
apartment complex, how to phrase things in french, usury, what to
do next, reminding myself to stay in the moment, cellular
vibration, getting old, the internalization of capitalism and how
to interact in a genuine way while working retail, coffee, power,
why people are creepy, rhythm and fun sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking drinks, booking books, talking talks, being either a
creative spectator or a creator of spectacle.
Or working. Probably working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't get into grad school. Merp.
Also, I once saw Bob Log III's dick.
You should message me if
You want to be an Austin friend, are man enough to make passes at
girls who wear glasses, want to do the crossword/draw pictures
together, want to go on miniature adventures/ dancing/ for bike
rides, can do a good Nelson Mandela impression, like reading aloud
and/or like theme/costume parties or you just wanna, like, hold
hands or some shit.
Or none of those things. I will drink a beer once with just about
anyone. That said, I have a lot of faith in the algorithm. You
probably should not message me if we don't have a respectable match
or friend percentage, unless said message is for purposes of
anthropology. I am open to mutual field studies,
non-euphemistically. God help you if you send me a form letter.