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32 Jamaica Plain, MA Agender, Cis Man

Agender, Cis Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:35pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Colorful, creative, cuddly adventure-seeker.

I love making people happy, it's what I do. Professionally, I greet hoards of hungry people and put tasty food in their bellies. And in exchange for all my running around, I get to see some wonderful smiles :)

Outside of work, I spend much of my leisure time enjoying delicious food and drink, community gatherings, art, listening to good music, dancing to good music, having great sex, and keeping good company. I don't like mediocrity.

I work hard and play hard; I need a fair amount of alone time to recharge the batteries. (read: introvert) Burrowing under the blankets in the wintertime after a long day is the bee's knees. Cuddling with my in-home cuddle companion, the cutest dog in the world, and/or a special someone - these are quite nice as well.

I'm blue/purple right now although my spirit colors change. My wardrobe is arranged by hue and visible as a wall-closet in my room because it makes me happy :) I thrift a lot and dress mainly in gem tones and plaid. I make and/or position things in pleasing ways.

I'm a relationship anarchist, a feminist, a LGBTQIA ally, mostly straight, sex-positive, queerish, weirdish, the Sun, a Smizmar, something between cis-male and agender. If Myers-Briggs is your thing, I'm an ENTJ "Executive", a D-type who likes balance in life. I evolve, and try my best to be genuinely good and genuinely me. If you like me, great!

JP is where I live and work. I love this neighborhood and want to meet more like-minded people here. If your elsewhere, I'm fine with that, just be awesome!

I'm in a loving, open relationship with my Smiz, my sunflower, the amazing juniper56 :). Check her out, she's great!
What I’m doing with my life
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Running a cool burger bar. When I'm not doing that, I fill up my time with fun stuff and cool people. Club nights, dining, parties, movies, other fun things.

I'll be opening my own restaurant in the hopefully-not-too-distant future - a bustling, tiny neighborhood joint with an open kitchen and a small, badass staff who love what they do. Working towards it!

I have a feisty princess of a kitty and a 10lb Chihuahua mutt who thinks she's a big tough guard dog. They keep me on my toes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, greeting people, making people happy.

Tchoukball, thrifting, biking with my dog on leash, procrastinating, air hockey, spacing out, giving and receiving massage, organizing, ping pong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and colorful, big eyes, dyed hair. Or perhaps the facial hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Ender's Game, Foundation series, The Giver, Transmetropolitan, Watchmen, Heat, Eat Me: The Food and Philosophy of Kenny Shopsin

Movies - Kill Bill, Shawshank Redemption, Equilibrium, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Princess Bride

Shows - South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, Firelfly, Law and Order: SVU, Wilfred, Cowboy Bebop, Game of Thrones

Music - Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Dethklok, KMFDM, Daft Punk, Beck, Diplo, Kito and Reija Lee, Bjork, Radiohead, Disclosure, La Roux, Griz, Yellow Claw, M.I.A., Clean Bandit, Toots

Food - good pasta - risotto in particular, a good burger, soup dumplings, pad C U, kom ka gai from Wonderspice, good arugula, good corn, good tomatoes, good ripe melon, good cheese, a good bahn mi, wings "the way I like them" from Galway House in JP, ice cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Me time, salt, physical intimacy, the internet, my dog, stimulation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make my life better, boobs, what kind of fun possibilities there are in the immediate future, work, opening my own restaurant, opening more restaurants, writing a book, the house on the lake 20 years from now, boobs

Did you that OKC is 80% men? Total sausage fest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing, eating, drinking, laughing, playing

Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bite my nails
I have over 100 belts.
I can be violently, defensively ticklish
I'm on FL.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You don't ascribe to the notion that men are to pursue and women are to be pursued. If this is true for you as it is for me, please feel free to message me if you're interested in me, or if you're curious about something you read above. I'll do the same!

2) You are non-judgmental of ethical non-monogamy, or your judgement is that it's awesome.

3) You want to *do something*. I strongly prefer in-person interactions to messaging back and forth. I'm here to meet people! Thanks!

Things I've done but would totally do again:
-A drink in front of the fireplace at James Gate
-Walk around Jamaica Pond with my dog
-A movie at Coolidge Corner Theater
-A drink at a burlesque show
-Garment District or Davis Sq thrifting
-Hidden/abandoned bear cages at Franklin Park
-Other stuff

Things I have not done:
-Gardner Museum
-Yume Wo Katare
-Donkey Show! (how have I not gone?)
-The Mappariam
-KO Pies
-??? (many other things)