Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

hothotbacon

31 Jamaica Plain, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Colorful, creative, cuddly adventure-seeker.

I love making people happy :) Professionally, I get to greet hoards of hungry people and put tasty food in their bellies. And in exchange for all my running around, I get to see some wonderful smiles. Outside of work, I spend much of my leisure time feeding my own brain, body, and soul. Delicious food and drink, stimulating conversation, entertainment, good music, art, community gatherings, dancing, good company, great sex. I don't like mediocrity.

JP is where I live and work; and while I venture across the river from time to time, JP is where I like to be. I love this neighborhood and want to meet more like-minded people here!

I'm blue/purple right now although my spirit colors change. I'm polyamorous, a feminist, a LGBTQIA ally, mostly straight, sex-positive, queerish, weirdish, the sun, a Smizmar, something between cis-male and agender. If Myers-Briggs is your thing, I'm an ENTJ, a rare Executive. I evolve, and I always try my best to just be me - if you like me, great!

Cuddling with someone in a comfy bed under the blankets in the wintertime after a long day is the bee's knees.

My wardrobe is arranged by hue and visible as a wall-closet in my room because it makes me happy :)

I thrift a lot and dress mainly in gem tones and plaid. I make and/or position things in pleasing ways.

I work hard and play hard; I need a fair amount of alone time to recharge the batteries. (read: introvert)

I'm in a loving, open relationship with the amazing juniper56 :) She's great, feel free and check her out ladies and gents! (If you're interested in me, please be okay with non-monogamy - if you're not, that's okay, but we won't work out as friends or otherwise)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running a cool burger bar. When I'm not doing that, I fill up my time with fun stuff and cool people. Club nights, dining, parties, movies, other fun things.

I'll be opening my own restaurant in the not-too-distant future - a bustling, tiny neighborhood joint with an open kitchen and a small, badass staff who love what they do. It's been 12 years in the biz and I finally feel ready :) It's just a matter of waiting for the right space at the right price.

I have a feisty princess of a kitty and a 10lb Chihuahua mutt who thinks she's a big tough guard dog. They keep me on my toes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, greeting people, making people happy.

Tchoukball, thrifting, biking with my dog on leash, procrastinating, air hockey, spacing out, giving and receiving massage, organizing, ping pong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and colorful, red hair up front. Or perhaps the facial hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Ender's Game, Foundation series, The Giver, Transmetropolitan, Watchmen, Heat, Eat Me: The Food and Philosophy of Kenny Shopsin

Movies - Kill Bill, Shawshank Redemption, Equilibrium, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Princess Bride

Shows - South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, Firelfly, Law and Order: SVU, Wilfred, Cowboy Bebop

Music - Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Dethklok, KMFDM, M.C. Chris, Daft Punk, Beck, Diplo, Kito and Reija Lee, Bjork, Radiohead, Disclosure, La Roux, Griz, Yellow Claw, M.I.A.

Food - good pasta - risotto in particular, a good burger, soup dumplings, pad C U, kom ka gai from Wonderspice, good arugula, good corn, good tomatoes, good ripe melon, good cheese, a good bahn mi, wings "the way I like them" from Galway House in JP, ice cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Salt, physical intimacy, me time, the internet, my dog, stimulation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make my life better, boobs, what kind of fun possibilities there are in the immediate future, work, opening my own restaurant, opening more restaurants, writing a book, the house on the lake 20 years from now, boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing, eating, drinking, laughing, playing

Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bite my nails
I have over 100 belts.
I can be violently, defensively ticklish
I'm on Fetlife.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to do something.

****************************************************
Please note that I strongly prefer in-person interactions to messaging back and forth. I'm here to meet people! Thanks!
****************************************************

Things I've done but would totally do again:
-A drink in front of the fireplace at James Gate
-Walk around Jamaica Pond with my dog
-A movie at Coolidge Corner Theater
-A drink at a burlesque show
-Garment District or Davis Sq thrifting
-Hidden/abandoned bear cages at Franklin Park
-Ping-pong

Things I have not done:
-Gardner Museum
-Yume Wo Katare
-Donkey Show! (how have I not gone?)
-The Mappariam
-???

Things I wanna do with Juniper:
-SOWA
-KO Pies
-Jacob Wirth's
-Inman Oasis

Add a photo to:

Stay fresh with Instagram

Are you sure you want to delete this album?

Where's your photo?

Drop it like it’s hot

Photos must be at least 400 x 400px
Edit thumbnail
Add a caption

You look fantastic!