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hothotbacon

31 M Jamaica Plain, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Busy, in love, taking a semi-break from internet dating, but if you message me I'll get back to you eventually!
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I like making people happy.

Grew up in a really boring suburban town. Moved to the city for college. Dropped out of biomedical engineering to make pizzas. Went to school again, this time wasting four years and thousands of dollars learning how to cook. Worked in some really hot kitchens. Traveled around the country for a year. Came to JP, became a Chef. Burned out sort of, found out that I could actually enjoy life if I didn't work so much. Found other fun things in life besides food.

Somewhere along the line I was an ice cream sundae.

Me:
-Active hedonist
-Sex- and kink-positive
-Ethically non-monogamous
-Cuddle-slut
-Adventure seeker
-Feminist/Transfeminist
-Introvert

Oh and I'm in an open relationship with the lovely juniper56. Ladies and gents, feel free and check her out too!

**DO YOU LIVE IN JP?**

I am trying to make my life more JP-centric. If you think I might be a cool person, you live in JP and you might be interested in spontaneous get-togethers for brunch, dinner, coffee, JP Licks, or late night drinks at Galway or the Behan or the Gate, walks around Jamaica Pond or the Arboretum, please message me!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Overseeing the flipping of burgers. And when I'm not doing that, I fill up my time with fun stuff and cool people. :) Museums, club nights, dining, parties, movies, that kind of stuff.

Eventually I want to open my own restaurant, but right now I am enjoying my non-work-related life too much to work 100 hours a week.

I have a feisty princess of a kitty and a 10lb Chihuahua mutt who thinks she's a big tough guard dog. They keep me on my toes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, greeting people, making people happy.

Racquetball, Tchoukball, thrifting, biking with my dog on leash, procrastinating, air hockey, spacing out, massage, writing, organizing, ping pong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, blue hair up front.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Ender's Game, Foundation, The Giver, Transmetropolitan, Watchmen, Heat, The Apprentice.

Fave Cookbook - Eat Me: The Food and Philosophy of Kenny Shopsin. You should check it out!

Movies - Kill Bill, Cinema Paradiso, Shawshank Redemption, Equilibrium, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Army of Darkness, Princess Bride

Shows - South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, Firelfly, Law and Order: SVU, Arrested Development, Wilfred, Cowboy Bebop

Music - Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Dethklok, KMFDM, M.C. Chris, Daft Punk, Beck, Diplo, Kito and Reija Lee, Bjork, Radiohead, Disclosure, La Roux, Griz, Yellow Claw, M.I.A.

Food - good pasta - risotto in particular,a good burger, soup dumplings, pad C U, good arugula, good corn, good tomatoes, good ripe melon, good cheese, a good bahn mi, an english muffin with good jam, wings "the way I like them" from Galway House in JP, ice cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Salt, physical intimacy, me time, the internet, my dog, stimulation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make my life better, boobs, what kind of fun possibilities there are in the immediate future, work, opening my own restaurant, the house on the lake 20 years from now, boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or doing something really fun because I actually have a Friday night off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bite my nails, but not when they're painted.
I have over 100 belts.
I can be violently defensive about my ticklish armpits.
I'm on Fetlife.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You satisfy at least three of the following, or just the last one...
1) you like good food and drink
2) you're silly, goofy, or weird
3) you want a partner in crime for adventures
4) you live in JP or close
5) you're a superhero
6) or a villain I can fight
7) you like bacon
8) you don't actually eat bacon, but would consent to being force-fed bacon

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Please note that I strongly prefer in-person interactions to messaging back and forth. I'm here to meet people, real-life people! Thanks!
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