I'm a cheerful, intelligent, newish college professor. I'm charming, well-mannered, interesting and esoteric. I like broad vocabularies, and good books.

I study critical theory, film and media. I really like Romantic poems, 19th century novels, modern short stories, post-modern art, and post-post-modern film.

I chiefly study horror movies.

Perhaps most importantly, I have learned from OkCupid that there are a lot of interesting men on the Internet.

I teach undergraduates, mostly how to write a thesis, but also some life skills. The plan is eventually get a phD, sooner than later.

Conversation, making things (I'm pretty crafty), organizing.

I don't know what they notice; they comment on my complexion.

Lolita, White Noise, The Sun Also Rises, Frankenstein, Wuthering Heights.

Texas Chain Saw Massacre, American Psycho, The Exorcist, Rushmore, The Purple Rose of Cairo.

Downton Abbey, Bored to Death.

I don't know anymore, I like music a lot, and I listen to whatever I want. Usually alternative, often more ethereal than I would expect. I have an ever growing love for Country music. Best love songs ever.

I don't like onions. I do like sushi. Everything else is negotiable.
I have warm feelings toward Chipotle.

Water, Internet, watch.

Sunshine, snow and spectacles.

Puns.
Representation.
Style.
Africa.

Hanging out on Pinterest.

Sometimes out with people.

I really like cats. I don't have a cat. I am allergic to cats and this makes me sad.

Oh, and this was going to be "hotPROFasaurus" but I missed the f, and when I realized, it was too late. Sigh.

[Note: Casual sex vs Formal sex?]

If you are playful and intelligent. Funny and dynamic.

Ideally; self-assured.