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41 F Morgantown, IN

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:44pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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“We’re all a little weird. And life is weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.” ― Robert Fulghum

I've decided I kind of hate on-line dating. What better way to trample your confidence in the comfort of your own home?

If you want a frilly prissy girl (and most men seem to until they are married to her) then I am not for you. If you want someone who won't nag you, has a wide variety of interests, will make you laugh, and who isn't afraid to laugh at dirty jokes (or tell them) then you will like me.

I like American Ninja Warrior and I knit. I like canoeing and hiking and wearing skirts and dresses. I have a small farm with donkeys, sheep, and chickens but I also love going to art museums and the theater. I am a brown belt in tae kwon do. I am like no one else. I am tough and fragile. I would make someone a damn sweet girlfriend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a substitute teacher which I really like and am good at. I also have two boys and a small farm.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm. Petting dogs. Joking with kids. Listening. Forgiving.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It depends on what I am doing. I think they should notice my eyes, but they may notice that I am doing a jig in Walmart or singing in the car. They may notice that I am knitting or swearing like a sailor. Maybe they notice that I just told a dirty joke. Hell, how often do people tell you what they first notice about you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So many in each catagory! Books: mystery, science fiction, non-fiction, and so on. Movies: Sci-fi, action, comedy, mystery, and so on. Music: Everything but Jazz, rap, or techno. Love Mumford and Sons. Food: Indian, Greek, Thai, Turkish, Italian, diner, hole in the wall, and so on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids. My pets. Food. Water. Shelter. Stories.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually dropping off kids and relaxing after a long, busy week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had a guy try to scam me on a dating website. What is that? Catfishing? TRY is the key word here. I still laugh about that. Long story, but I'm sure he wishes he'd picked someone else to try to steal from.
You should message me if
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If you want to go geocaching because I'm a dork like that. You are slightly dorky. You think I sound interesting. You are interesting. Oh, and I love men with tattoos, but it isn't mandatory. I am a little picky, but not at all scary, so take a chance and write. I may even write back.

I don't initiate contact too often, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't be interested. I just don't seem to pick the guys who are interested in me. It is a special skill I have -ha ha.