“We’re all a little weird. And life is weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.” ― Robert Fulghum

I've decided I kind of hate on-line dating. What better way to trample your confidence in the comfort of your own home?

If you want a frilly prissy girl (and most men seem to until they are married to her) then I am not for you. If you want someone who won't nag you, has a wide variety of interests, will make you laugh, and who isn't afraid to laugh at dirty jokes (or tell them) then you will like me.

I like American Ninja Warrior and I knit. I like canoeing and hiking and wearing skirts and dresses. I have a small farm with donkeys, sheep, and chickens but I also love going to art museums and the theater. I am a brown belt in tae kwon do. I am like no one else. I am tough and fragile. I would make someone a damn sweet girlfriend.

I am a substitute teacher which I really like and am good at. I also have two boys and a small farm. I will be starting some grad school classes this fall.

Sarcasm. Petting dogs. Joking with kids. Listening. Forgiving.

It depends on what I am doing. I think they should notice my eyes, but they may notice that I am doing a jig in Walmart or singing in the car. They may notice that I am knitting or swearing like a sailor. Maybe they notice that I just told a dirty joke. Hell, how often do people tell you what they first notice about you?

So many in each catagory! Books: mystery, science fiction, non-fiction, and so on. Movies: Sci-fi, action, comedy, mystery, and so on. Music: Everything but Jazz, rap, or techno. Love Mumford and Sons. Food: Indian, Greek, Thai, Turkish, Italian, diner, hole in the wall, and so on.

My kids. My pets. Food. Water. Shelter. Stories.

The future.

There aren't really typical Friday nights, but most Fridays I am going to tae kwon do and dropping kids off.

Ha! Not too private if I'm willing to admit it!

If you want to go geocaching because I'm a dork like that. You are slightly dorky. You think I sound interesting. You are interesting. Oh, and I love men with tattoos, but it isn't mandatory. I am a little picky, but not at all scary, so take a chance and write. I may even write back.

I don't initiate contact too often, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't be interested. I just don't seem to pick the guys who are interested in me. It is a special skill I have -ha ha.