Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm never sure what to write in these things, so I'll just try
I'm not your average bloke - I'm a tad eccentric and exist in some
kind of pocket-dimension between quietly reserved and obnoxious
enthusiasm, depending on who I'm with.
I like Theme
and going to the theatre
, and there is never enough time
in the week to get everything done.
I dislike people not listening to me and awkward silences, since I
will just talk to fill in the gaps, but I generally prefer to be
the one who says one witty thing rather than says a lot and means
I am improbable, awesome, and modest
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
science fiction in my spare time, and like most normal people, yes,
I enjoy eating out at restaurants
I work as a Customer Service Manager, which basically means I get
to make people happy for a living, if you consider exchanging a
chipped vase the route of all happiness (which a worrying amount of
people seem to). Despite my cynicism, I actually quite enjoy my
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I enjoy analysing dreams
, and dream a
lot. I have a dream log that dates back to when I was 15. I can
literally talk for hours about dreams I've had. I'm told I'm fairly
accurate with my interpretations of other people's (although how
would they know?).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes are good apparently. Some people find my intelligence
intimidating. I'm constantly surprised people notice it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like jazz
favorite artists are Frank Zappa
. I think lyrics are more
important than tune, and feeling is more important than lyrics.
Unless you're Zappa, in which case lack-of-feeling is probably more
I watch a lot of comedy
, including Family Guy
, American Dad
. My favorite comedian is Bill Bailey
. Somehow I
found myself dragged into the phenomenon of watching Lost
. I loathe reality television
(possible exception: the beginning of X-Factor when all the
contestants are rubbish).
I like science
movies: Sin City
, The Dark Crystal
, Sweeney Todd
and pretty much anything by Miyazaki
. Horror is best at the
My favorite books are 1984
Guide to the Galaxy
, Eats, Shoots and
, and Last Chance to See
, and my
favorite plays: King
, Not I
of Virginia Woolf?
, Waiting for Godot
Guests at my fantasy dinner party would be: Shakira, Frank Zappa,
Marilyn Monroe, Bill Bailey, and Gandalf the Grey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not going to give you six, since I'll inevitably fall into the
trap of saying things like 'air', 'friends and family' and 'a
computer'. Let's face it, anyone who didn't list those things would
My digital radio.
Other than that, I think I could pretty much get by.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... wow -
I sound weird. I'm interested by fringe religions, but I don't
practise any. I'm agnostic, although teetering on Unitarian
To be honest, when I'm not deep in thought about any of the above,
I spend most of my time thinking about how to make people laugh or
happier. I'll admit it's an advantage that my job requires me to do
I like to argue, but only over trivial things.
I don't spend much time thinking about where to go or what to do, I
just like to let things evolve. Never been much for planning my
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical *thursday* night I'm (hopefully) having dinner with
friends in London.
On a typical Friday night I work late.
You should message me if
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You'd like me to try to analyse a dream.
You'd like to argue with me about philosophy, theology, etc,
You like Miyazaki and want to talk about his best film (clearly
You *don't* consider a mended vase the route of all
You want to.
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