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howie_wowie

54 M Palo Alto, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
3′ 6″ (1.07m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Technology
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am mild mannered yet well-travelled. I earned a fortune in a once-in-a-lifetime business venture before becoming a philanthropist. Now I seek a special companion for road trips to Misty Mountains cold, caverns old, and enchanted forests. Eventually I'd like to try a vacation with Grey Havens Cruise Lines.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have become comfortable outside my comfort zone. I host large and raucous dinner parties for uninvited guests. When not on An Unexpected Journey, I am writing my memoirs or planning my own birthday party.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- moving quietly through woods and secret ways
- finding things before they are lost
- helping out friends who are in jams
- riding barrels
- chatting with obsessive-compulsives and large reptiles
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that they don't notice me. What spell of revelation have you cast to find me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Musician: Elvish Presley
Movie: Elvira
Actor: Frank Gorshin
Star: Any in the main sequence, with luminosity class V
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my Precious
- good food
- my Precious
- Sting (the "letter opener", not the musician)
- did I mention my Precious?
- Grant Petersen's bicycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- the profoundly transformational power of wearing The One Ring
- whether it indicates avarice to have relatives with names like Sacks, Baggs, and Took
- whether I should literally give my nephew the shirt off my back
- my Precious
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- trying to crash dinner parties in Mirkwood
- working with the EPA to eliminate The Desolation of Smaug
- figuring out how to get There and Back Again
- studying moon runes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I'd like to play Martin Freeman in the movie about his life
You should message me if
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you thought the part about Grey Havens Cruise Lines was hilarious.