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28 Los Angeles, CA Man


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  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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From Texas. The sewer people stole my skateboard. Gary Busey told me I have a face like Death. 👌
What I’m doing with my life
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I make dogs and cats dance

I also work in post-production for a few tv shows at the moment.

But really, it's all about the dancing cats and dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You're from Texas? But you don't have an accent."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I only like Neil Young and Glam Rock

But occasionally I'll listen to thee oh sees, beach house, bill callahan, white fence, cass mccombs, ty segall, kurt vile, angel olsen, the byrds, ramones, gram parsons, leonard cohen, will oldham, foxygen

cormac, david foster wallace, denis johnson, roberto bolano, george saunders, knausgaard

whiplash, nightcrawler, inherent vice, two days one night

I don't know if I have a favorite movie but the "Daddy's Girlfriend Part II" episode of Louie is kind of the best thing ever.

louie, mr. show, parks & rec, twin peaks, sopranos, breaking bad, game of thrones, true detective, the knick, nathan for you, black mirror, transparent
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What song would be played at my funeral...duh, "Right Down the Line" by Gerry Rafferty. That jam RULES.

What I'd do with a million dollars...duh, pay Jimmy Buffet to fart in my dad's face.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a beer!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs. I watched a prostitute stab a clown. Our basketball hoop was a ribcage. A ribcage! Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish. I’ve seen a crackhead breastfeeding a rat. A homeless man cooked a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the G train. I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police dog! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom. I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it. I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire. A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s. The sewer people stole my skateboard. The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time. I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk!
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