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howlingfantod_

28 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Texan.
Highland Park resident.
Gary Busey told me I have a face like death.
Then he patted me on the back.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I recently started drinking coffee again after a year-long hiatus.

I try to learn yoga via YouTube.

I make cats and dogs dance.

I work in the (yawn) "industry" working for a company that makes (yawn) certain popular shows for certain popular (yawn) networks but I want to screenwrite (yawn)

I prefer talking about how good a dancer this cat or dog is that I'm currently holding.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You're from Texas? But you don't have an accent."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I only like Neil Young and Glam Rock

But occasionally I'll listen to thee oh sees, beach house, bill callahan, white fence, cass mccombs, ty segall, kurt vile, angel olsen

cormac, dfw, denis johnson, george saunders

Always: Punch-Drunk Love, The Shining, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Drive, Days of Heaven, Persona, The Big Lebowski, Wet Hot American Summer
recently enjoyed Boyhood, Grand Budapest Hotel, Under the Skin
I see a movie pretty much every weekend

louie, sopranos, breaking bad, the wire, tim & eric, mad men, girls, mr. show, parks & rec, twin peaks, homeland, game of thrones, true detective

tacos
The six things I could never do without
Pups
Cats
Excercize
Netflix
Beer
Records
I spend a lot of time thinking about
naming a cat Ernest Borgnine

***IMPORTANT UPDATE 6/20/14: Ernest Borgnine apparently hated homosexuals so I'm changing this to Philip Seymour Hoffman.

am I doing downward facing dog correctly. probably not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs. I watched a prostitute stab a clown. Our basketball hoop was a ribcage. A ribcage! Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish. I’ve seen a crackhead breastfeeding a rat. A homeless man cooked a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the G train. I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police dog! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom. I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it. I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire. A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s. The sewer people stole my skateboard. The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time. I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're funny

You actually want to sit in a theater for a couple hours and watch a movie