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howlingfantod_

29 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Drinks
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Texas > Oklahoma > Highland Park

The sewer people stole my skateboard.

Gary Busey told me I have a face like Death. 👌
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make dogs and cats dance

I also work in post-production for a few tv shows at the moment.

But really, it's all about the dancing cats and dogs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drunkenly recreating Denis Lavant's sweet dance moves

http://youtu.be/zMHXugVlzSw

http://youtu.be/9OR_jXPum0o
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're from Texas? But you don't have an accent."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
thee oh sees, beach house, bill callahan, white fence, cass mccombs, ty segall, kurt vile, angel olsen, the byrds, ramones, gram parsons, leonard cohen, will oldham, sharon van etten

cormac, david foster wallace, denis johnson, roberto bolano, george saunders, knausgaard

boogie nights, the shining, mccabe & mrs miller, down by law, badlands, after hours, big lebowski, wet hot american summer

the "Daddy's Girlfriend Part II" episode of Louie is kind of the best thing ever.

louie, mr. show, parks & rec, twin peaks, sopranos, breaking bad, game of thrones, true detective, the knick, nathan for you, black mirror, transparent, broad city, last man on earth
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies
Running
Yoga
Netflix
Hiking
Records
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What song would be played at my funeral...duh, "Right Down the Line" by Gerry Rafferty. That jam RULES.

What I'd do with a million dollars...duh, pay Jimmy Buffet to fart in my dad's face.

how no one picked Don Draper from the refrigerator.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a beer!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs. I watched a prostitute stab a clown. Our basketball hoop was a ribcage. A ribcage! Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish. I’ve seen a crackhead breastfeeding a rat. A homeless man cooked a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the G train. I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police dog! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom. I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it. I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire. A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s. The sewer people stole my skateboard. The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time. I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk!
You should message me if
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You're funny.

You're not a Scientologist.