I despise talking about myself. It's nearly impossible to say anything of substance without sounding either conceded, insecure, neurotic or somehow all three at the same time.

Boredom is the only motivating factor in my life. I work constantly since my job is the only thing I have to keep me mentally stimulated.

Sitting quietly and listening.
Over-thinking mundane situations.

Music: Bonobo, DJ Krush, Portishead, Sneaker Pimps, Tool, NIИ, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Amon Tobin, Morcheeba, Radiohead.

TV Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Community, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Louie, Family Guy, The Office, Parks and Recreations, Modern Family, House, Conan, The Boondocks.

Movies: The Crow, Memento, American Beauty, The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Office Space.

Sarcasm, my dog, alone time, water, making obscure references to things that most people will never get, Wilson.

How splendid the 90s were.
Existing in four-dimensional space.

you ever want to receive the antidote.