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howlpanic

33 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
this thing is a work in progress...i'm still wrasslin' out how uncomfortable explaining yourself is...
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(hmm...no pressure) okay- i'm an actor/stand up comedian/musician/person with lots of slashes in his job descriptions. (well, now i just sound pretentious)...moving forward- i obviously end up doing a running commentary on everything- i like to find the humor in life, otherwise i will go absolutely insane. (so, crazy people? i'm your guy) I can lounge like a fat house cat or do outdoor workouts like a red-headed angry viking- (a Ginger Thor, if you will)- i love poetry and books (and being a complete nerd, obviously) and i think wit and charm are by far man's most redeeming qualities (that and whiskey). so, i believe that will suffice (meaning i don't know what else to write and the parenthesis thing is getting annoying).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
right now? ...um...sitting down? as i mentioned, I'm an actor- in LA? big surprise. i have a band, mostly for fun, and i am very involved in strength training/conditioning...the crazy workouts you see where people swing sledgehammers at tires and look like they're about to pass out. i train dogs and I like night time - because i tend to catch fire in the sun. so, vampires? i'm here for you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making an uncomfortable situation either bearable and hilarious...or much, much worse. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
right now, it's the beard- might come off again soon...exciting, I know
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
okay- this one could go on for awhile-
currently listening to Tom Waits. love the movie 'the big sleep'- i'm a sucker for old movies and foreign stuff. love John Keats- all the romantics are excellent. i can list off a hundred more, but i'll save that for conversations.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
why six? is there some strange dystopian future on the way where we will only be allowed six things? is this a new movie starring Christian Bale as a stoic wanderer in desolation, his backpack filled with 6 kittens? i'd watch that...
anyway, i'll say-
mp3 player (i don't feel like endorsing iPod today)
weights to throw and drag around
a journal
a sense of humor (not really a 'thing' but i think it's important)
my overweight cat...he's like a lousy spirit animal...with diabetes.
and, uh, contacts or glasses? cause, you know...blindness is not as fun as it sounds....or as it looks? ...okay, that one was awful.
Oh and books. As many as I can carry. In a world where im only allowed 6 things, I am going to cheat a lot. After all, something tells me that world would be pretty skewed anyway.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i really would have been a much better dog than a man. still expecting to wake up as Roscoe, the lovable half-pit mutt that lives in Tennessee with his family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either out carousing or playing a show or snuggled inside with a good book like the 80 year old man i secretly am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i had cancer as a kid- definitely put my entire life into perspective...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you need a good laugh...i will tell you all about my overweight cat, Charge. he's getting his own reality show soon. i won't be in it. he says i'm not believable.