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howstoned

58 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–65
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for that elusive spark to get my motor running again.
I have gone around the block far too many times with the been there done thats. I've been through great sadness and great joy. I've fallen in and out of love. Got married. Divorced. Sowed some oats. I stuck a toothpick in me and discovered this cake is not done.
I'm fun, good humored, creative and still passionate about life and what it has to offer.
I am unique.. Unconventional and always funny.
I recently moved to Seattle and I'm looking for some new adventures
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm always creating something. Always.
Whether it be with words on paper, spoken, sung or acted...
Graphic design,cartoons, abstracts .. dancing.. singing.. writing music.. conceptualizing .. producing.. directing .. publicizing... always doing something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being different. It's a unique skill to not fit in.
In all seriousness and in no particular order...
Writing
Performing
Touching
Drawing
Singing
Kissing
Entertaining
Listening
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My unconventional style and hair (its always different)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my kids (2)
my friends (always increasing in size)
humor
art
and air .. got to have air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Something new to try.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I used to be out performing something or another but now I'm exploring new options.
I don't drink so bars are not on my list of places to be.
Any suggestions?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're fun ..smart ..sassy .. and interested