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howsyourmom

28 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am always up for a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am writing a young adult detective series starring the main character Abigail Jenkins. Through cracking the case, Abigail learns not just about the world, but also about herself.

I am also a recovering meth amphetamines addict.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cat's cradle. I can do with a piece of string what Michelangelo did with the Sistine Chapel. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My courage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: for my soul

Food: for my mind...

Calvin Klein. Eternity.(...)

Movies: Campy/scary Hunter/Larry

TV: The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Louie, Arrested Development, (coming soon to HBO) From the writer of Girls comes: Girls Watching episodes of Girls with girls that they know on that episode of Girls.

I have just realized girls is the most ridiculous word.

Books: Hold up, does a subscription to Highlights magazine count?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm
Ponies
America
Love
Closet Space
Online dating
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is wrong with me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not a mermaid
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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people have sex.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a decidedly atypical homosexual and are up for anything, except stuff like genocide and watching Scrubs.