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howsyourmom

29 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:16am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am always up for a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am writing a young adult detective series starring the main character Abigail Jenkins. Through cracking the case, Abigail learns not just about the world, but also about herself.

I am also a recovering meth amphetamines addict.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cat's cradle. I can do with a piece of string what Michelangelo did with the Sistine Chapel. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My courage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Anything that sounds pretty. Thomas Newman.

Food: Chicken. I do love to cook though.

Movies: Think film student, but less pretentious.

TV: The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Louie, Arrested Development, The Mind of a Chef, The Last Airbender, Adventure Time, and my girls…my Golden Girls.

Books: Hold up, does a subscription to Highlights magazine count?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm
Ponies
America
Love
Closet Space
Online dating
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that should but probably don't go together like gangster rap and classical portraiture or a zombie attack of cloned Ethel Mermans.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not a mermaid
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
people have sex.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a decidedly atypical homosexual and are up for anything, except stuff like genocide and watching Scrubs.

ALSO! If you found this profile alienating and somehow find that attractive.