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howsyourmom

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:41pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a llama prancing across the high green grass of the field to the symphonic musical stylings of DMX.

I... am stoned.
What I’m doing with my life
I am writing a young adult detective series starring the main character Abigail Jenkins. Through cracking the case, Abigail learns not just about the world, but also about herself.

I am also a recovering meth amphetamines addict.
I’m really good at
Cat's cradle. I can do with a piece of string what Michelangelo did with the Sistine Chapel. Seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: for my soul

Food: for my mind...

Calvin Klein. Eternity.(...)

Movies: Campy/scary Hunter/Larry

TV: The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Louie, Arrested Development, (coming soon to HBO) From the writer of Girls comes: Girls Watching episodes of Girls with girls that they know on that episode of Girls.

I have just realized girls is the most ridiculous word.

Books: Hold up, does a subscription to Highlights magazine count?
The six things I could never do without
Sarcasm
Ponies
America
Love
Closet Space
Online dating
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is wrong with me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a decidedly atypical homosexual and are up for anything, except stuff like genocide and watching Scrubs.