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32 Topeka, KS Man


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Last online
Nov 24
White, Other
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
phd student; bike racer; ex-snob; funny thing liker.

Moving in the fall/winter to the Bay Area.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
PhD student in math: not very down to earth. I like making points and pushing them. Somewhat irreverent.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
analyzing systems and constructions in such general contexts that they're functionally useless.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm covered in skin. Yep. The WHOLE thing. I know, I know! It's gross but what're you going to do? That's just me and I have to live my life that way. I hide my shame beneath garments which I probably believe have some significant effect on the outcomes of events in my everyday life. How do I cover that shame, God??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Whatever's the coolest thing to put here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
empty essays... to fill out
my inner dialogue
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm just living my dumb life on this dumb rock hurling (hurdling?) through dumb-space. The entire human population is only here to exhaust all the ways in which a organism can be totally dumb. You reading these dumb sentences is proof of this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking in my office alone and simulating various Iterated Prisoners' Dilemma situations in the context of economics.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Luckily most people don't know the word 'pedantic' and so interacting with me is only associated to a general frustration
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually understand the spectrum of an abelian category and can explain it to me in slightly more generality than with the example of R-mod (noncommutative R- duh). Because I really need to know this shit, like last year.

You want to vandalize some shit,

Or ride bikes down a mountain.

(No, clever person, there are indeed no mountains in Kansas. Are your dreams and desires limited only to what you have at your fingertips? Yawn. )