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hshef

25 / M / Straight / Single

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Today – 1:10pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Why hello there, it sure is a pleasure to meet you.

I am a recent film production graduate who is slowly currently working toward great goals and aspirations. I feel as though I have lived in or around the city for 23 years I know very little of it. I enjoy casually watching and following sports while not participating in them for obvious physical reasons.

I am deaf in my left ear. This does not really change anything I just feel like I should put it out there.

I consider myself a comedy nerd (also 'nerd' nerd) since I am a fan of all forms and would like to one day be involved in the comedy industry. My favorite thing in the world is The Best Show on WFMU, if you know what this is, please message me, if you don't that is more then reasonable. I also enjoy the comedy stylings of Paul F. Tompkins, Patton Oswalt, Doug Benson, Zach Galifianakis and so, so many more.

On a related/unrelated note I should also mention that I enjoy smoking weed. Although I'm not interested in going to a parade for it, I enjoy using it. I drink casually and am pretty open to trying fun-type things.

I'm a fairly liberal guy, not really politically involved but I enjoy knowing what is happening around the world.

I guess that is all for now.
What I’m doing with my life
Watching, waiting, being less motivated than I should be, but enjoying a relaxing time between being a student and being an adult.
I’m really good at
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. (I just hit a one million point game, I think this is a good thing)

Making smoothies. (Half a cup of fresh strawberries, sprinkle on a small layer of frozen berries, (rase,blue,black etc.) two spoonfuls of vanilla strawberry yogurt, two ice cubes and full the glass with orange juice. Shoot that bad boy through the magic bullet 15-30 seconds until it's smooth and delicious.)

Complaining about the streetcar. Also waiting for the streetcar and sitting on the streetcar.

Having fun!!!!?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Time Machine Did It, ...And Here's the Kicker, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Moneyball, The Areas of my Expertise, Y: The Last Man.

Movies: There Will Be Blood, Wet Hot American Summer, The Jerk, The Thing, Magnolia.

TV: Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, Community, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Friday Night Lights, Party Down, The Wire, Louie, Archer, Moral Orel, SNL, The Simpsons, Futurama, Human Giant, The Larry Sanders Show, Mr. Show, Stella...and so, so much more.

Music: Ted Leo, Fucked Up, Modest Mouse, The Mountain Goats, Explosions in the Sky, Broken Social Scene, Les Savy Fav, LCD Soundsystem, Wilco, Titus Andronicus, The Hold Steady, Sloan, Neil Young, Death from Above 1979
The six things I could never do without
Laptop and all the wonderful goodies inside of it.
Iphone. (same reason as above)
glasses. (for seeing and whatnot)
George Forman Grill (food making)
shoes (because obviously how else am I going to get from place to place, what am I, a peasant?)
my beard (actually I could probably go without it. I just really like it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is happening on television.

My old pokemon.

What I'm going to have for lunch. (Either grilled cheese or a burrito)

When Back to the Future technologies will be available.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having friends over? Going to friends? Something along those lines.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You are interested in my boyish good looks.