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hthrbby

24 F Fife, WA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 8, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh hai. Heatherlynn. But you can call me Heather.
Who would want to say that long name all the time anyway?

READ BELOW: It's a bit important.

1. I'M PREGNANT.

2.Yes, I have the name "David" tattooed across my left breast. Quit yer bitchin :3

3. I SMOKE. If you are going to give me shit about it or try to get me to quit, fuck off.

FIN

Now I'm going to have to convince you I'm not all that bad :3

I'm possessive, I'm jealous, I'm blunt.
I'm no tiny little trick, I have a mother's curves and breasts that are more than likely bigger than your head. No, I'm not exaggerating either.
I'm a stubborn green eyed Aquarius who drives too fast, smokes too much, smiles too big, and stresses to often for my own damn good.

I'm in love with giraffes, and the color pink.
I'm a complete textaholic, and yes I do little actions *smiles sweetly*
I LOVE taking pictures, you could call me a camera whore.
NO THAT DOESN'T MEAN IM GOING TO SEND YOU A PLETHORA OF NUDES. Get the fuck out.
I smile and giggle a lot, and I'm very shy.
Once I open up I'm ridiculously obnoxious and rambunctious, and rather entertaining if I do say so myself.

more? MOAR?

I have energetic mood swings.
My birthday is February 11th. I'll be twenty four.
I love simple video games. CRASH BANDICOOT FTW. The original Spyro is a favorite as well.
I like watching people play video games. Odd I know. I will pay just as much attention as you, if not more.
Bioshock is a favorite, although I've never actually played. If you're a fan, read the book. That shit will fuck with your head.
My bad, my nerd is showing.
I am a mother, YES THAT MEANS I HAVE STRETCH MARKS AND I'M SELF CONSCIOUS.
I love the smell of rain.
I love camping.
Optimus Prime is my superhero. he can transform; making him have super powers. some would argue that this is a racial ability, but him and Shia Lebeouf saved the motherfuckin world.
I don't like talking on the phone. don't call me. text.
Do not touch my armpits. I will kill you. I get claustrophobic, so please don't overdo it. And yes. That IS how you spell it.

I have my own apartment and a car. That seems to be important these days.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for you. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? and why aren't you here? :3

Breathing. Editing profiles. Killing myself with nicotine happily. Playing mommy. Trying to sort out my insane life. Pretending to manage a pizza joint. Conning people into remodeling their bathrooms by being a vulture at home shows. Being broke. Playing with my boobs. Driving.

Fuck. That's a loaded question. I'm bored with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I tend to think of myself as an artist, I enjoy drawing and painting. ^__^
I talk. A LOT. and ramble. >.> So I'd say that I'm good at that.

Making REALLY long profiles, and constantly adding to it.
BUT, if you took the time to read it, I've heard it keeps you smiling and laughing. GO ON *grins deviously* keep reading.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My vibrant eyes and rambunctious personality.

How boring is THAT sentence? REALLY. Tattoos. Boobs. Ass. Hair.
WHATEVER THEY'RE LOOKING AT. Obviously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a sucker for pasta. Feed me italian and I'll give you a piece of my soul. I'm addicted to Big Foot Java, if you don't know what that is, you're fired.

Harry Potter. Where the red fern grows. Bioshock:Rapture. Sleeping beauty (not for the simple minded, and people thought 50 shades was bad). Firefly lane. Identical. Heroin diaries. I could go on and on. I read a lot.

I adore Fight club, Memento, Elf, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, Finding nemo, Up, Warm bodies, Star Wars, Bio Dome, Hot Rod, SLC Punk, the Labrynth, Moulin Rouge, Step Brothers, the Saw series, and anything with Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell. Not that THAT is all, I just got bored listing movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, cigarettes, my phone (I live in that little gift from God), sex, cereal, and my car. XD
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making zombie porn. Chasing midgets with a chainsaw. Masturbating in my own tears. You know, the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My five year old does not live with me. I have her every other weekend.

Also, I prefer to sleep alone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually have something clever to say,

you're thinking with your brain and not your cock,

you are absolutely adorable.

You have your OWN car and a job. Preferably a place. Don't need you loitering around mine ALL the time.

You actually read my profile. If you have to ask my name, I'm never going to talk to you, just to let you know.

You're not going to ask for my phone number right off the bat.