Who would want to say that long name all the time anyway?
READ BELOW: It's a bit important.
1. I'M PREGNANT.
2.Yes, I have the name "David" tattooed across my left breast. Quit yer bitchin :3
3. I SMOKE. If you are going to give me shit about it or try to get me to quit, fuck off.
Now I'm going to have to convince you I'm not all that bad :3
I'm possessive, I'm jealous, I'm blunt.
I'm no tiny little trick, I have a mother's curves and breasts that are more than likely bigger than your head. No, I'm not exaggerating either.
I'm a stubborn green eyed Aquarius who drives too fast, smokes too much, smiles too big, and stresses to often for my own damn good.
I'm in love with giraffes, and the color pink.
I'm a complete textaholic, and yes I do little actions *smiles sweetly*
I LOVE taking pictures, you could call me a camera whore.
NO THAT DOESN'T MEAN IM GOING TO SEND YOU A PLETHORA OF NUDES. Get the fuck out.
I smile and giggle a lot, and I'm very shy.
Once I open up I'm ridiculously obnoxious and rambunctious, and rather entertaining if I do say so myself.
I have energetic mood swings.
My birthday is February 11th. I'll be twenty four.
I love simple video games. CRASH BANDICOOT FTW. The original Spyro is a favorite as well.
I like watching people play video games. Odd I know. I will pay just as much attention as you, if not more.
Bioshock is a favorite, although I've never actually played. If you're a fan, read the book. That shit will fuck with your head.
My bad, my nerd is showing.
I am a mother, YES THAT MEANS I HAVE STRETCH MARKS AND I'M SELF CONSCIOUS.
I love the smell of rain.
I love camping.
Optimus Prime is my superhero. he can transform; making him have super powers. some would argue that this is a racial ability, but him and Shia Lebeouf saved the motherfuckin world.
I don't like talking on the phone. don't call me. text.
Do not touch my armpits. I will kill you. I get claustrophobic, so please don't overdo it. And yes. That IS how you spell it.
I have my own apartment and a car. That seems to be important these days.