Previously my first paragraph complained about OKC only matching me up only with "girls who like girls". I mean really, who can screw up a matching program that bad? Now I know they like messing with people just to see how they react.
The rest of it was me trying to be funny, and how I might be picky about spelling and proper verbs tenses but I probably am one of those guys.
I also am not averse to the outdoors but I avoid camping because I was a Boy Scout in Portland, OR and every month during the school year we'd go on an overnight hike. If you know Portland, you'll know most of the school year it's raining and carrying around that much wet canvas ( remember this was the late 70's) is not something you should make kids do.