Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

hubertishere

47 Easton, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, and thanks for taking a look at my profile.

My name is Hubert, and I am getting the impression that there are many an odd guy on this site. I am not one of them.

I am a bright fellow with many hidden talents who is looking for a woman who can appreciate that in a man. I love to laugh, and will have you giggling from time to time about things I have said to you days ago. I have a quick wit and I stay in shape.

I am involved in my community on a significant level and live in a lovely part of town with plenty of trees and grass. I enjoy DIY projects, having done quite a few recently.

I was a gymnast in college, still coach a bit and dive (as in springboard diving) when ever I feel a need to remember how to fly.

Well, that's a good start on me I guess. I don't like the idea of needing to sell myself on here, so I think if you want to know more you can just ask. I am honest and an open book.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am enjoying every minute of it, making things better where and when I can while learning to do at least one nice thing for myself every day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing that invades your mind. Jokes that make you roll your eyes. BBQ. Summarizing a situation. Calming people down. Kissing (so I am told).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, my fitness, my sense of humor and my sense of joy.

Other than on line stuff, nobody ever believes my age, and I am fine with that. I have lead a good life and have some good genes I guess, but I have literally had to take out my ID a couple of times to prove my age (and often win a shot.) Too funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to laugh so romantic comedies are generally alright. But most often I go for the visually interesting action movie or science fiction movie. I figure if you are going to hit me up for a $10 gallon of soda the least you can do is wow my senses.

Gravity was a good ride.

I also like stories that are well told, like Castaway, I-Robot, 40-year old virgin, The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo (the subtitle trilogy version – although the violence was tough in those) the Untouchables, Silverado, Oceans 11 series, Hunt for Red October, Enemy of the State, We Were Soldiers, anything Hitchcock, almost anything with Bogey in it.

I do also enjoy comedies, some silly and some stupid like Crazy Stupid Love, Bridesmaids (although I could only watch it once, it was funny), Big, Roxanne, Groundhog Day

I think the original trilogy of Star Wars was the best story telling, but visual effects in the last few were pretty stunning. I am looking forward to seeing what JJ Abrams will do with it.

Speaking of him, I do like his new take on the Star Trek movies, particularly the first one and its original approach to the story so many know way too well (including me).

The Alien series, particularly the first few was awesome and quite creepy. But so too was Event Horizon. Well, you get the picture.

As for television, I like shows that keep me guessing. Fringe was awesome, and I miss it. Continuum might keep me interested. I did like revenge, but it got too convoluted. Mindy Project, New Girl, Greys Anatomy, all of the Jack Bauer/24 series, any Buggs Bunny or Star Trek rerun (classic or next gen), twilight zone (classic or recent), Rookie Blue, and for some reason Raising Hope. There are also a few DIY shows I watch for ideas and pointers. The reality is that I have a bunch of shows in the buffer on the DVR, just waiting for a rainy or lazy day.

As for books, I will have to get back to you on that. This section is too long already. I do read, but have not picked up a book in a while as I am writing one and it feels weird to do so right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee in the morning.
Food when I get hungry.
Proverbs when I get stupid.
Scotch.
The Gym.
Diving (springboard, 1&3 meter) when I feel the need to fly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making things better. What I would teach my own kid(s). What I am making for dinner. How I can fix my golf game. Football. Renovations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends or cooking a good meal to snack on throughout the weekend. Currently on a stew kick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Just about anything. I am pretty open, so if you want to know, just ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Fit, smart, like sex, hate drama and enjoy laughter. I am a Christian and need you to respect that. Please be willing to talk with and meet me (after a reasonable amount of time) as I do not enjoy emailing back and forth for weeks. I am normal, and expect normal people to be able to interact, talk, laugh, think and meet each other. Communication though is about interacting, not fact gathering. So, if you want a date (or even just coffee,) hit me back.