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51 M Easton, PA

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Mostly anything
When drinking
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Hello, and thanks for taking a look at my profile.

My name is Hubert, and I am getting the impression that there are many an odd guy on this site. I am not one of them.

I am a bright fellow with many hidden talents who is looking for a woman who can appreciate that in a man. I love to laugh, and will have you giggling from time to time about things I have said to you days ago. I have a quick wit and I stay in shape.

I am involved in my community on a significant level and live in a lovely little house surrounded by nature. I have an organic garden, don't use pesticides and enjoy DIY projects.

I was a gymnast in college, still coach a bit and dive (as in springboard diving) when ever I feel a need to remember how to fly.

Well, that's a good start on me I guess. I don't like the idea of needing to sell myself on here, so I think if you want to know more you can just ask. I am honest and an open book.
What I’m doing with my life
I am enjoying every minute of it, making things better where and when I can while learning to do at least one nice thing for myself every day. I would like to find someone to share that that you? (LOL)
I’m really good at
Writing that invades your mind. Jokes that make you roll your eyes. BBQ. Summarizing a situation. Calming people down. Kissing (so I am told).
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, my fitness, my sense of humor and my sense of joy.

Other than on line stuff, nobody ever believes my age, and I am fine with that. I have lead a good life and have some good genes I guess, but I have literally had to take out my ID a couple of times. Too funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to laugh so romantic comedies are generally alright. But most often I go for the visually interesting action movie or science fiction movie. I figure if you are going to hit me up for a $10 gallon of soda the least you can do is wow my senses.

Gravity was a good ride.

I also like stories that are well told, like Castaway, I-Robot, 40-year old virgin, The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo (the subtitle trilogy version – although the violence was tough in those) the Untouchables, Silverado, Oceans 11 series, Hunt for Red October, Enemy of the State, We Were Soldiers, anything Hitchcock, almost anything with Bogey in it.

I do also enjoy comedies, some silly and some stupid like Crazy Stupid Love, Bridesmaids (although I could only watch it once, it was funny), Big, Roxanne, Groundhog Day

I think the original trilogy of Star Wars was the best story telling, but visual effects in the last few were pretty stunning. I am looking forward to seeing what JJ Abrams will do with it.

Speaking of him, I do like his new take on the Star Trek movies, particularly the first one and its original approach to the story so many know way too well (including me).

The Alien series, particularly the first few was awesome and quite creepy. But so too was Event Horizon. Well, you get the picture.

As for television, I like shows that keep me guessing. Fringe was awesome, and I miss it. Continuum might keep me interested. I did like revenge, but it got too convoluted. Mindy Project, New Girl, Greys Anatomy, all of the Jack Bauer/24 series, any Buggs Bunny or Star Trek rerun (classic or next gen), twilight zone (classic or recent), Rookie Blue, and for some reason Raising Hope. There are also a few DIY shows I watch for ideas and pointers. The reality is that I have a bunch of shows in the buffer on the DVR, just waiting for a rainy or lazy day.

As for books, I will have to get back to you on that. This section is too long already. I do read, but have not picked up a book in a while as I am writing one and it feels weird to do so right now.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee in the morning.
Food when I get hungry.
Proverbs when I get stupid.
The Gym.
Diving (springboard, 1&3 meter) when I feel the need to fly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Making things better. What I would teach my own kid(s). What I am making for dinner. How I can fix my golf game. Football. Renovations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends or cooking a good meal to snack on throughout the weekend. Currently on a stew kick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Just about anything. I am pretty open, so if you want to know, just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Fit, smart, like sex, hate drama and enjoy laughter. I am a Christian and need you to respect that. Please be willing to talk and meet me, as I do not enjoy emailing back and forth for weeks. I am normal, and expect normal people to be able to interact within a reasonable amount of time sharing basic information. Communication though is about interacting, not fact gathering. So, if you want a date (or even just coffee,) hit me back.