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hubrispdx

28 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All the action and excitement of competition aerobics
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working that 9-5 grind, paying off my student loans, enjoying my time with friends and family, trying to figure out what that next mythical step towards adulthood is supposed to be, contemporary cultural critcism, surfboart
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Winning when I'm trying to lose, losing when I'm trying to win.
Laughing
Speedwalking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my odd machine gun laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Lolita, Blood Meridian, White Noise, Libra, The Name of the Wind, American Gods, WoT, Ender, A Song of Ice and Fire, Stephen Baxter, Clarke, Heinlein, Dick

Music - Michael Jackson, Marvin Gaye, Fleetwood Mac, Phantom Planet, ,Rilo Kiley, Bummer Pop, Nerd Rock, Cursive, The Good Life, Mansions, Adventures, The Elected, Wu-Tang, WILL SMITH, Kendrick Lamar

Podcasts - Radiolab, This American Life, My Brother My Brother and Me, Hardcore History, Sawbones, Serial, The Adventure Zone, Common Sense, Uhh Yeah Dude

Food - all, but if I had to eat one item forever it would be pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Two eggs over easy, hashbrowns, bacon, sourdough toast
Beer
Books
Friends
Funny people
The Future
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.
-Carl Sagan

We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody.
-Rust Cohle

I realize that quotes seem like a weak and lazy way out of answering a question on a profile. That's probably true, but get off your high horse you judgmental turd. I love quoting things, songs, books, poems, movies, shit I make up. I guess I am saying I also spend a lot of time thinking about words.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recording a weekly podcast then probably going out for drinks with friends. Or conversely, I could be in the bath reading and drinking scotch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a laminated Redwall poster

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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to grab a drink, talk about what makes you happy, listen to some music, play some mario kart 64, be human together.

-Really all you want out of life is someone to play with your hair while we both read or watch something.