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28 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Dec 26
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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All the action and excitement of competition aerobics
What I’m doing with my life
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Grinding, paying off my student loans, surfboart
I’m really good at
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Winning when I'm trying to lose, losing when I'm trying to win.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my odd machine gun laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Lolita, Blood Meridian, White Noise, Libra, The Name of the Wind, American Gods, WoT, Ender, A Song of Ice and Fire, Stephen Baxter, Clarke, Heinlein, Dick

Movies - EVERY WILL SMITH MOVIE (not really, there are some stinkers, my friends and I just have a strange relationship with Will)

Shows - True Detective, Mad Men, Leftovers, Daily Show + Colbert

Music - Michael Jackson, Marvin Gaye, Fleetwood Mac, Phantom Planet, ,Rilo Kiley, Bummer Pop, Nerd Rock, Cursive, The Good Life, Mansions, Adventures, The Elected, Wu-Tang, WILL SMITH, Kendrick Lamar, Lupe Fiasco, Deltron, Childish Gambino, Yeezus

Podcasts - Radiolab, This American Life, My Brother My Brother and Me, Hardcore History, Sawbones, Serial, The Adventure Zone, Common Sense, Uhh Yeah Dude

Food - all, but if I had to eat one item forever it would be pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Two eggs over easy, hashbrowns, bacon, sourdough toast
Funny people
The Future
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.
-Carl Sagan

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
-Rust Cohle
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading and drinking scotch in the bath.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a laminated Redwall poster
You should message me if
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-You want to grab a drink, talk about what makes you happy, listen to some music, play some mario kart 64, be human together.

-Really all you want out of life is someone to play with your hair while we both read or watch something.

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