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hubrispdx

26 / M / Straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

His Details

Last Online
May 16
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Lost in the world and as far as I see it the only way I'm ever going to find myself is to get more lost
What I’m doing with my life
Grinding, paying off my student loans, getting certified to teach english in other countries
I’m really good at
Winning when I'm trying to lose, losing when I'm trying to win.
Laughing
Speedwalking
The first things people usually notice about me
My chiseled jaw, piercing eyes and Adonis-like body.

...or my odd machine gun laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Lolita, The Name of the Wind, American Gods, WoT, Ender, A Song of Ice and Fire
Movies - EVERY WILL SMITH MOVIE
Shows - Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Daily Show + Colbert
Music - Michael Jackson, Marvin Gaye, Fleetwood Mac, Rilo Kiley, Nerd Rock (weezer, ozma, etc.) Wu-Tang, WILL SMITH, right now I've been listening to a lot of Kendrick Lamar, Lupe Fiasco, and JTs new album
Food - all, but if I had to eat one item forever it would be pizza
The six things I could never do without
Two eggs over easy, hashbrowns, bacon, sourdough toast
Beer
Books
Friends
Funny people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.
-Carl Sagan

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
-Hansel
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar with my friends watching the Blazers or playing some board games and watching a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a robot with no emotions.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
You just wanna have fuuhun.

Or if you want to grab a beer, talk about what makes you happy, smoke a j, listen to some music, play some mario kart 64, be human together