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huckerton

27 Syracuse, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff is loaded with nutrients. I…..I can't compete with that stuff.

My birth certificate was recently discovered after apparently being left in an unused desk that was moved into storage 7 years ago at an ice cream container factory. This will be the least surprising factoid you discover about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like an IDIOT, I've got it in my head that it's a great idea to train for another marathon. My knees BEG to differ. And my back. And my ankles. And my day drinking. A lot of things are begging to differ. Officially signed up for the Rochester Marathon so now that they have my money there is no way I am skipping out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrambling eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I can't sit Indian style. They somehow always know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhikers Guide, Moneyball, Harry Potter, Confederacy of Dunces, Watchmen, Wildwood

TV Shows: The Wire, Community, Game of Thrones, Pawn Stars, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Archer, Futurama, Adventure Time

Movies: Toy Story, Toy Story 2: Toy Harder, Toy Story 3: Toy Hard with a Vengeance

Music: Matt and Kim, Vampire Weekend, The Decemberists, Vanessa Carlton, They Might Be Giants, Tegan and Sara, Less Than Jake, Architecture in Helsinki, Sara Bareilles
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) A nap
2) Coconut Almond Milk
3) Tootsie Roll Pops
4) Sushi
5) Pistachio Ice Cream
6) Mario Kart
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If what I think is happening, IS happening... It better not be.
You should message me if
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you want to be the she to my nannigans, because there are A LOT of nannigans to be had.