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28 • M • Astoria, NY
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 8:28pm
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs
- English (Fluently)
Also I have a nine to five job at a tech company. Yeah, living wage!
I'm on a quest to find the best hot chocolate in the city. The journey has been arduous and also pleasantly warm and chocolatey delicious.
When I'm not busy with all that stuff, I'm finding secret speakeasies, taking surprise road trips, speed museuming, losing at board games, winning dance offs, and writing internet dating profiles.
Or maybe my red beard.
Movies: Amadeus, Casablanca, Midnight in Paris, Beasts of the Southern Wild, The Thing, In Bruges.
Shows: Doctor Who till Stephen Moffat took over. Then absolutely anything other than Doctor Who. Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster, QI. Also I sometimes forget that Martin Sheen was never actually our president.
Music: Louis Armstrong, XTC, Tom Waits, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Magnetic Fields, Cole Porter.
2. My boogie shoes.
3. A musical instrument. Not fussy here.
4. My Metrocard and e-reader.
5. Something to write words on.
6. The taco truck across the street.
No one thrills like Gaston,
Takes pills like Gaston,
At a barbecue nobody grills like Gaston!
No one fights like Gaston,
Douses lights like Gaston,
At a drag show, nobody wears tights like Gaston!
No one croons like Gaston,
No one spoons like Gaston,
At a football game nobody moons like Gaston!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
If you think you have what it takes to replace Katy Perry as the poet laureate of my heart.
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