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  • Ages 22-35
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Last online
Today – 7:58pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Noooooooo oooooone thrills like Gaston,
Takes these pills like Gaston,
It's true no one can Netflix and chill like Gaston!

He's the man we all want to be internet daaaating,
My what a guy, that Gaston!

Noooooooo oooooone can PRANCE like Gaston,
At the DANCE like Gaston,
Because no man can fill yoga PANTS like Gaston!

Yes, it's true that my glutes are breathtaaaaaaking!
Oh my, what a guy, that Gaston.

Gaston has the best villain song. Is there anything this guy can't do? Other than intersectional feminism, obviously.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a 9 to 5 at a tech company, where I'm paid a living wage. Then I'm sometimes a professional dancer, where I make WAY less than a living wage.

I play in a band. Our only rule is that you're not allowed to play any instrument you actually know how to play. We're currently auditioning bassists who don't know how to play bass.

I'm on a quest to find the best hot chocolate in the city. (Edit: FOUND)

When I'm not busy with all that stuff, I'm teaching myself to code, losing at board games, winning dance offs, writing bad fiction, and struggling not to begin all my sentences with, "So I was listening to NPR and ..."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning regular parties into dance parties. Turning dance parties into Soul Train.

Empathy. Or sympathy? Or apathy? One of those.

I do a mean Obama impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Paul Simon told me he liked my dance moves, so I'll go with that.

Red beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ray Bradbury, Ernest Hemingway, PG Wodehouse, Tom Stoppard, Ursula Le Guin, William Shakespeare, Kurt Vonnegut. Just had an affair with Love in the Time of Cholera. Currently taking book suggestions.

Movies: Amadeus, Casablanca, Midnight in Paris, Beasts of the Southern Wild, The Thing, In Bruges. Anything Miyazaki. When Harry Met Sally is the greatest romantic comedy of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Shows: Doctor Who till Stephen Moffat took over. Then absolutely anything other than Doctor Who. Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster, QI. Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall. Also I sometimes forget that Martin Sheen was never actually our president.

Music: Louis Armstrong, XTC, Tom Waits, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Magnetic Fields, Cole Porter, Nick Drake, Jens Lekman.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Spoons, both little and big.
2. My boogie shoes.
3. A musical instrument. Not fussy here.
4. My Metrocard and e-reader.
5. Something to write words on.
6. Awesome sweaters. And scarves.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jon Snow's best friend is a librarian
His bro got killed by an octogenarian
He thinks he's a Stark
Ain't that a lark
Everyone knows he's really Targaryen

You'll also be interested to know that it was his sled, Hamlet dies at the end, and all dogs DO go to heaven.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Teaching a dance class, then dancing and shooting the shit till the wee hours. I like getting paid to do things that I would happily do for free.
You should message me if
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If you feel charming. Oh, so charming, it's alarming how charming you feel.

You want to do that lift from Dirty Dancing with me. Double bonus if you want to do Swayze's part.

If you think you have what it takes to replace Katy Perry as the poet laureate of my heart.