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  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Today – 3:53pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Kurt Vonnegut said "We are what we pretend to be." And just because the judge didn't agree, I don't think that means I should have to give up my medical practice. Remember when this country encouraged people to become doctors?
What I’m doing with my life
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I play in a band. Our only rule is that you're not allowed to play any instrument you actually know how to play. We're currently auditioning bassists who don't know how to play bass.

Also I have a nine to five job at a tech company. Yeah, living wage!
Sometimes people pay me to dance or teach dance.

I'm on a quest to find the best hot chocolate in the city. (Edit: FOUND)

When I'm not busy with all that stuff, I'm finding secret speakeasies, teaching myself to code, speed museuming, losing at board games, winning dance offs, and writing bad fiction.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning regular parties into dance parties. Turning dance parties into Soul Train.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Paul Simon told me he liked my dance moves, so I'll go with that.

Or maybe my red beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ray Bradbury, Ernest Hemingway, PG Wodehouse, Tom Stoppard, Ursula Le Guin, William Shakespeare, Kurt Vonnegut. Just had an affair with Love in the Time of Cholera. Currently taking book suggestions.

Movies: Amadeus, Casablanca, Midnight in Paris, Beasts of the Southern Wild, The Thing, In Bruges. When Harry Met Sally is the greatest romantic comedy of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Shows: Doctor Who till Stephen Moffat took over. Then absolutely anything other than Doctor Who. Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster, QI. Also I sometimes forget that Martin Sheen was never actually our president.

Music: Louis Armstrong, XTC, Tom Waits, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Magnetic Fields, Cole Porter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Muppets.
2. My boogie shoes.
3. A musical instrument. Not fussy here.
4. My Metrocard and e-reader.
5. Something to write words on.
6. Awesome sweaters. And scarves.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jon Snow's best friend is a librarian
His bro got killed by an octogenarian
He thinks he's a Stark
Ain't that a lark
Everyone knows he's really Targaryen

You'll also be interested to know that it was his sled, Hamlet dies at the end, and all dogs DO go to heaven.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Teaching a dance class, then dancing and shooting the shit till the wee hours. I like getting paid to do things that I would happily do for free.
You should message me if
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If you feel charming. Oh, so charming, it's alarming how charming you feel.

If you think you have what it takes to replace Katy Perry as the poet laureate of my heart.