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hug_it_out

28 Astoria, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Kurt Vonnegut said "We are what we pretend to be." And just because the judge didn't agree, I don't think that means I should have to give up my medical practice. Remember when this country encouraged people to become doctors?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play in a band. Our only rule is that you're not allowed to play any instrument you actually know how to play. We're currently auditioning bassists who don't know how to play bass.

Also I have a nine to five job at a tech company. Yeah, living wage!

I'm on a quest to find the best hot chocolate in the city.

When I'm not busy with all that stuff, I'm finding secret speakeasies, taking surprise road trips, speed museuming, losing at board games, winning dance offs, and writing internet dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning regular parties into dance parties. Turning dance parties into Soul Train.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Paul Simon told me he liked my dance moves, so I'll go with that.

Or maybe my red beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ray Bradbury, Ernest Hemingway, PG Wodehouse, Tom Stoppard, William Shakespeare, Kurt Vonnegut. Currently having an affair with Love in the Time of Cholera.

Movies: Amadeus, Casablanca, Midnight in Paris, Beasts of the Southern Wild, The Thing, In Bruges. When Harry Met Sally is the greatest romantic comedy of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Shows: Doctor Who till Stephen Moffat took over. Then absolutely anything other than Doctor Who. Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster, QI. Also I sometimes forget that Martin Sheen was never actually our president.

Music: Louis Armstrong, XTC, Tom Waits, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Magnetic Fields, Cole Porter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Muppets.
2. My boogie shoes.
3. A musical instrument. Not fussy here.
4. My Metrocard and e-reader.
5. Something to write words on.
6. Awesome sweaters. And scarves.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is there ANYTHING Gaston can't do?!
No one thrills like Gaston,
Takes pills like Gaston,
At a barbecue nobody grills like Gaston!

No one fights like Gaston,
Douses lights like Gaston,
At a drag show, nobody wears tights like Gaston!

No one croons like Gaston,
No one spoons like Gaston,
At a football game nobody moons like Gaston!

My what a guy, that Gaston!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Teaching a dance class, then dancing and shooting the shit till the wee hours. I like getting paid to do things that I would happily do for free.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Teenage Dream" is our generation's Rite of Spring.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel charming. Oh, so charming, it's alarming how charming you feel.

If you think you have what it takes to replace Katy Perry as the poet laureate of my heart.