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hugeU2fan

26 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Portuguese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Im just looking for a nice girl to spit in my mouth.
What I’m doing with my life
Im a stand up Comedian, I run a show at Schubas. Lately I've been focusing more on music. I have my own dog walking company "Amber Loves Dogs". I'm saving up to open a coffee shop with my friend Katy.
I’m really good at
Respecting women
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Pixies, Pink Floyd, Flaming Lips, Talking Heads, David Bowie, Elliot Smith, Rem, Simon and Garfunkel, Madonna, Radiohead, and Dr Dog are probably my favorites
The six things I could never do without
Something to work towards. I don't ever wanna feel like I'm drifting. The worst feeling is having nothing good to share.

Family, friends and all that other stuff too
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I want to copy someone's profile verbatim and then message them
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing a show or something
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My dad runs and operates his own gay porn website.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". Seriously, I don't wanna talk to you if your an idiot.

I'm looking for someone who will make fun of me in front of all my friends.

Its come to my attention that "Your" is possessive, and makes no sense in the sentence above. Please forgive me.