Pretentious?? Moi?! Have jet-skiied across the Zambezi, dined on
scorpions with Zulus, and rocked with Zappa. They don't call me Mr
Big for nothing...or maybe you'd be more impressed with the fact
that I'm into sharp, witty repartee, intellectual stimulation and
can rustle up culinary delights that will make you squeal.
My ideal relationship: Lashings of laughter, tons of titillation, and plenty of passion.
My perfect first date, a meeting of mind and matter, and one where neither of us is dying to escape out the toilet window.
I am looking for a bright, sparky counterpart who is quietly confident and independent.
PS....It all goes pear-shaped when you share the remote control.
I am intelligent, funny, and mysterious
My ideal relationship: Lashings of laughter, tons of titillation, and plenty of passion.
My perfect first date, a meeting of mind and matter, and one where neither of us is dying to escape out the toilet window.
I am looking for a bright, sparky counterpart who is quietly confident and independent.
PS....It all goes pear-shaped when you share the remote control.
I am intelligent, funny, and mysterious
