I'm looking for 2 things;
1. HER. Capital freaking H. I know She's out there, and I'll not stop until I find Her. Might not be in this lifetime. If you are, think you might be, or know the current whereabouts of Her, please message me promptly. If you do not believe you are Her, or aren't sure, let's do coffee anyway just to be sure. We'll both know if you are Her, and I am Him, from the first long drink our eyes take of each other.
2. True, platonic friends. Failed candidates at being Her are awarded a substantial consolation prize if we can even vibe together at all; Unalloyed, selfless, unconditional platonic love from an adorable friend. Pretty much every candidate so far hasn't been Her, but we've managed to create intimate, affectionate platonic relationships full of love. Not a bad 2nd place prize.