On Wikipedia pages I skip to the section on Death before reading anything else, not morbid just intimate and most personal.
I laugh loudly and often. I think I'm funny. I'm a lazy workaholic. Passion spread thin, looking to focus (at least work wise). I'm a clumsy and graceful country girl who has been all over the world (insert obligatory cliff pic here). I am many things that won't fit here or your expectations - and that's a great thing.
I'm deathly allergic to bullshit. Stay away from me murderer.