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huisclos22

29 F Forest Hills, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
⬆️ There wasn't an option for "really, really, ridiculously fucking approaching cat-lady single" so I had to go with just "single".

Looking for a guy I can be totally goofy with. Other than that, I just want a man who embodies the traits of a dog: cuddly, playful, unconditionally affectionate, seen but rarely heard. Occasional leg-humping optional.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a lawyer. Bitches love justice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling the void your mother left. Like, I'll do your dishes and shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My vampiric youthfulness and pallor.

That I smile much more in person than in my photos.

That I can't turn left. I'm not an ambiturner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Puppies
2) Human Touch
3) Black Eyeliner
4) Serotonin
5) My jigsaw puzzle iPad app
6) Respite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Forgiveness and forgetfulness

How to make myself better
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Intoxication + watching my roommate's boyfriend play PS4
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A guy once text-message-dumped me on the grounds that he needed to devote all his free time to God. (It's not you ... It's Him).

I own a pair of granny-panties

I eat gummy vitamins

One time I saw Regina George wearing cargo pants and flip-flops, so I went out and bought cargo pants and flip-flops
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Stoicism is attractive as hell.

I don't care about your money.

I like men who have practical knowledge (like, how to fix a car).

I'm super smart, so you have to be ok with losing an argument now and then.

I'm super easy to please. But there's a fee for extra baggage. And if you want an easy lay, go to Hawaii.