Furthermore, when applying to college, or for boyfriends, a dichotomy is presented. You want to make yourself look like the best possible version of yourself without making promises on paper that will betray you in person.
Ay, there's the rub.
My photos are an accurate representation of my looks (whether you find them adequate or poor), and my profile shows a glimpse of my wit (I'm fucking hilarious, that's not up for debate). However, I have been playing this game long enough to know that it's easy to displease most of you, and difficult to please my target audience.
Sooo...yeah. Without further ado, I present: myself.