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huisclos22

29 Forest Hills, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OCD, ADD (OMG, FML)

Suddenly realizing that I've spent too much time focusing on my career, and I'm gonna die alone if I don't start putting some effort into finding a husband. Looking for a guy I can be totally goofy with. Other than that, I just want a man who embodies the traits of a dog: cuddly, playful, unconditionally affectionate, overly protective of me when the delivery guy comes to give me his "package," occasional leg-humping (optional). Equal opportunity dater unless you're an actor or you have excessive back-hair.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just another Humble, ridiculously good looking lawyer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job.
Turning frowns upside down.
Organization, cleaning, color-coding.
Simple single-digit addition.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I smile more in person than in my photos.

That I look like Jennifer Lawrence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Puppies
2) Human Touch
3) Black Eyeliner
4) Serotonin
5) My jigsaw puzzle iPad app
6) The essential 6 colors of highlighter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The distinctive lack of ice cream in my specific immediate vicinity.

Also, how do I "win" this OKCupid game? In other words, I'd like to go home with a prize, but no matter how hard I try I simply cannot master this system.

And when I'm on this site I spend a lot of time thinking about ....
1) when guys post like 9 group photos
And you get the to the 10th photo and you're like "god damn, it's the ugly one"
2) the accidental swipe right
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing your mom
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It has recently occurred to me that I'm a tomboy. But not physically. You will always be superior to me in muscles. Mostly just like, humor, film genres, mental prowess.

I yell "NOO" every morning when my alarm goes off. I dunno. I kinda feel like that's step one in the "how to become a crazy cat lady" playbook.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't care about your money (or lack thereof).

I like men who have practical knowledge (like, how to fix a car).

I don't really have a "type," but if you think you're too good for me, you probably are, and I have zero patience for people like that.

Not looking for "new friends" or "casual sex." If I don't message you that's probably why.