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29 Forest Hills, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Suddenly realizing that I've spent too much time focusing on my career, and I'm gonna die alone if I don't start putting some effort into wifing up.

My dog is the love of my life, so you have to be at least as awesome as her to get on this ride.

Im at a place in my life where I'm content with who I am, and unfortunately that can come off as unadulterated cuntiness to the uninformed consumer. When it comes to dating, especially, I'm less interested in the observance of courting games, and more interested in honesty and just being myself.

I know dating sucks in general, but I'm in touch with reality enough to know the whole "planning" aspect sucks. so, we'll meet at a dive bar. I don't really drink, so I'll order a diet coke while you try to convince me how not drunk you are.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just another Humble, ridiculously good looking lawyer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job.
Turning frowns upside down.
Organization, cleaning, color-coding.
Simple single-digit addition (JK, I'm a woman!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I smile more in person than in my photos.

That I'm an alpha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Puppies
2) Human Touch
3) Black Eyeliner
4) Serotonin
5) My jigsaw puzzle iPad app
6) The essential 6 colors of highlighter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The distinctive lack of ice cream in my specific immediate vicinity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing your mom
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I yell "NOO" every morning when my alarm goes off. I dunno. I kinda feel like that's step one in the "how to become a crazy cat lady" playbook.

Honestly, I'm an open book. There's really not a whole lot I wouldnt tell if asked.
You should message me if
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I don't really have a "type," but if you think you're too good for me, you probably are.

I don't care about your money or social standing. But you MUST smell good. And farting on a first date is a deal breaker.

I'm very easy to get along with, but I'm smart and successful, so you must not be the easily emasculated type. (I DO expect you to be barefoot in my kitchen.)