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hukahpilr

40 F Sheffield, VT

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28, 2010
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a beautiful, sexy, thick vegetarian with a lust for laughter. Seriously, thick vegetarian, now that's hilarious.

Tattoos, the love and respect of animals and the thought of sex turns me on.
Hunting, frowns, overall negativity and butt crack turns me off.

Basically I'm just living for the moment, loving the moments I have and laughing at the guy who just ran into that pole.

Favorite saying: People with tattoos are just that much more fun to see naked :)

I am laughing my ass off, Tattoo'd, and loving it
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it to the best of my abilities and Laughing all the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing Yahtzee (got too good, had to make new rules), airbrushing, talking, listening, laughing, loving, getting Tattoos (I barely scream LOL).

Coming up with new inventions, but I can't draw (aint that about a bitch).

Talking your ear off, but I also listen like it's an olympic sport.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The tattoos on my face. Next my smile and then since I'm always dancing around, the fact that can't dance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My love of music is like my dancing, all over the place. I like everything from Hard Rock - Oldies.
My favorite shows are Big Bang, Boosom Buddies, Lost, Friends, Mash, Criminal Minds, The Wonder Years, Survivor, and pretty much anything on comedy central.
My Favorite movies are Practical Magic, The Lost Boys, Gleaming the Cube, Kuffs, Runaway Jury, Tango & Cash.
As for Food, Hello thick Vegetarian here... What don't I like ;)
My favorite book is a book of poetry by E.A.P. Also a pretty big fan of HTML for dummies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family (that includes my dogs), jeans, Chevy truck, tattoos, diet pepsi, laughter.

And yes, I know food & water are whats expected. But it doesn't say 6 things I could never live without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tattoos, practical jokes, new inventions, airbrushing, taking care of my family, work. Everything.
I'm a woman, my brain doesn't turn off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I wish I had a fun, great answer like I'm out partying with Axel Rose, but I don't. If I did, I doubt I would be on here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I already admited to being a thick vegetarian, any more admitting and I'm going to need a support group.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–66
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have Tattoos
Want Tattoos
Like Tattoos
Think about Tattoos
Did I mention I'm turned on by Tattoos.
Have a sense of hunor
Have laughed at least once while reading this (not this line persay, but this profile or maybe this line, whatever)
If your bored
You didn't vote for GW ever
You don't sneak up on animals, shoot them in the head, call it a sport then thank god for these gifts your about to recieve.
Your Not just out for sex (but sex is good), selling something or trying to up your friendship count on myspace.