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huktawnfonix78

36 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
It seems like people look at my profile and move on without messaging me. Constructive criticism regarding my profile is welcome too.
Anyway...I've lived in downtown Seattle for 2 years now and spend a lot of time playing with my dog and pepper spraying bums. Other than that I really don't know what to put in this silly little box. I've been described as, "pretty smart, for a boy" but I don't actually know what that means. I like to think I'm thoughtful, insightful, and unique...but I'm sure everyone puts that down in these things.

I believe that skinny girls are fun to look at and curvy girls are fun to talk to. I like my intentions to be known and expectations to be set. I rarely keep myself or my feelings a secret.

I have been known to go to bed on the first date but that's not what I build my reputation on. I'm a sucker for accents and have a thing for high heels and jeans. Also: fishnets.

I drive a beat up old Ford Ranger mostly because it starts every time I require it to. It gets me from point a to point b and that is really all I see as necessary. My favorite part of driving somewhere is parking.

I have a few friends I keep near and dear to my heart because they prove time and time again that I'm nothing without them. I'm loyal to a fault.

I'm done with this box. ON TO THE NEXT ONE!!

I am short, funny, and still short
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly trying to entertain myself. I ride my bike around and sit at beaches or at The Market and people watch. I feel like that's pretty awesome. Also enacting my plan to take over the world. Mastering quantum physics so that one day I may be in two places at the same time. Keeping my finger on the pulse of Seattle's local music scene. Eating veal and punching babies for being cute. That's pretty much what occupies my time. I like enciting riots and burning bridges. At the end of the day I really just want to have accomplished something. Doesn't much matter what it is.
I’m really good at
Everything. No really. If I can't find a way to get something done, it simply can't be done. I'm super good with my hands. I'm really only putting this here because it honestly surprises me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm white. Maybe. I don't really know, actually. Perhaps the morning glories I have tattooed on my arm. They're distinctive. But really they only show for about 6 months out of the year. I find that chicks dig tattoos...and scars...but I don't have many scars. Ideally I'd like to be covered in ink but I realize this is not realistic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't typically read a lot of books. I watch a bunch of movies and listen to a lot of music. I cross genres a lot. I have everything from Paul Simon to Notorious BIG to Billy Joel to The Melvins on my iPod. I pretty much just hit shuffle and let it ride. I've been described as a foody. I do a lot of cooking and a lot of eating even though I'm such a skinny little guy, and I don't really discriminate. If its on my plate I'll probably eat it.
The six things I could never do without
My phone
My feet
Girls
Food
Water
Shelter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Boobs. I'm a guy. Let's just be honest. I spend a lot of time thinking about boobs.

Also: life.

But I don't spend nearly as much time on life as I do on boobs.

Yes. This is a joke...kinda. Ok...Not really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Certainly not talking myself up in essay form. Mostly you will likely find me doing things like riding my bicycle through traffic. Nothing more dangerous than that though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
You should message me if
You want to laugh and REALLY enjoy repeating yourself.

Or you enjoy sharing naughty pictures via picture messaging. According to Facebook, I like doing that.