It seems like people look at my profile and move on without
messaging me. Constructive criticism regarding my profile is
Anyway...I've lived in downtown Seattle for 2 years now and spend a
lot of time playing with my dog and pepper spraying bums. Other
than that I really don't know what to put in this silly little box.
I've been described as, "pretty smart, for a boy" but I don't
actually know what that means. I like to think I'm thoughtful,
insightful, and unique...but I'm sure everyone puts that down in
I believe that skinny girls are fun to look at and curvy girls are
fun to talk to. I like my intentions to be known and expectations
to be set. I rarely keep myself or my feelings a secret.
I have been known to go to bed on the first date but that's not
what I build my reputation on. I'm a sucker for accents and have a
thing for high heels and jeans. Also: fishnets.
I drive a beat up old Ford Ranger mostly because it starts every
time I require it to. It gets me from point a to point b and that
is really all I see as necessary. My favorite part of driving
somewhere is parking.
I have a few friends I keep near and dear to my heart because they
prove time and time again that I'm nothing without them. I'm loyal
to a fault.
I'm done with this box. ON TO THE NEXT ONE!!
I am short, funny, and still short
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly trying to entertain myself. I ride my bike around and sit at
beaches or at The Market and people watch. I feel like that's
pretty awesome. Also enacting my plan to take over the world.
Mastering quantum physics so that one day I may be in two places at
the same time. Keeping my finger on the pulse of Seattle's local
music scene. Eating veal and punching babies for being cute. That's
pretty much what occupies my time. I like enciting riots and
burning bridges. At the end of the day I really just want to have
accomplished something. Doesn't much matter what it is.
I’m really good at
Everything. No really. If I can't find a way to get something done,
it simply can't be done. I'm super good with my hands. I'm really
only putting this here because it honestly surprises me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm white. Maybe. I don't really know, actually. Perhaps
the morning glories I have tattooed on my arm. They're distinctive.
But really they only show for about 6 months out of the year. I
find that chicks dig tattoos...and scars...but I don't have many
scars. Ideally I'd like to be covered in ink but I realize this is
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't typically read a lot of books. I watch a bunch of movies
and listen to a lot of music. I cross genres a lot. I have
everything from Paul Simon to Notorious BIG to Billy Joel to The
Melvins on my iPod. I pretty much just hit shuffle and let it ride.
I've been described as a foody. I do a lot of cooking and a lot of
eating even though I'm such a skinny little guy, and I don't really
discriminate. If its on my plate I'll probably eat it.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Boobs. I'm a guy. Let's just be honest. I spend a lot of time
thinking about boobs.
But I don't spend nearly as much time on life as I do on
Yes. This is a joke...kinda. Ok...Not really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Certainly not talking myself up in essay form. Mostly you will
likely find me doing things like riding my bicycle through traffic.
Nothing more dangerous than that though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm deaf in one ear.
You should message me if
You want to laugh and REALLY enjoy repeating yourself.
Or you enjoy sharing naughty pictures via picture messaging.
According to Facebook, I like doing that.