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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-40
  • Near me

My details

Last online
Jul 16, 2014
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It seems like people look at my profile and move on without messaging me. Constructive criticism regarding my profile is welcome too.
Anyway...I've lived in downtown Seattle for 2 years now and spend a lot of time playing with my dog and pepper spraying bums. Other than that I really don't know what to put in this silly little box. I've been described as, "pretty smart, for a boy" but I don't actually know what that means. I like to think I'm thoughtful, insightful, and unique...but I'm sure everyone puts that down in these things.

I believe that skinny girls are fun to look at and curvy girls are fun to talk to. I like my intentions to be known and expectations to be set. I rarely keep myself or my feelings a secret.

I have been known to go to bed on the first date but that's not what I build my reputation on. I'm a sucker for accents and have a thing for high heels and jeans. Also: fishnets.

I drive a beat up old Ford Ranger mostly because it starts every time I require it to. It gets me from point a to point b and that is really all I see as necessary. My favorite part of driving somewhere is parking.

I have a few friends I keep near and dear to my heart because they prove time and time again that I'm nothing without them. I'm loyal to a fault.

I'm done with this box. ON TO THE NEXT ONE!!

I am short, funny, and still short
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly trying to entertain myself. I ride my bike around and sit at beaches or at The Market and people watch. I feel like that's pretty awesome. Also enacting my plan to take over the world. Mastering quantum physics so that one day I may be in two places at the same time. Keeping my finger on the pulse of Seattle's local music scene. Eating veal and punching babies for being cute. That's pretty much what occupies my time. I like enciting riots and burning bridges. At the end of the day I really just want to have accomplished something. Doesn't much matter what it is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. No really. If I can't find a way to get something done, it simply can't be done. I'm super good with my hands. I'm really only putting this here because it honestly surprises me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm white. Maybe. I don't really know, actually. Perhaps the morning glories I have tattooed on my arm. They're distinctive. But really they only show for about 6 months out of the year. I find that chicks dig tattoos...and scars...but I don't have many scars. Ideally I'd like to be covered in ink but I realize this is not realistic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't typically read a lot of books. I watch a bunch of movies and listen to a lot of music. I cross genres a lot. I have everything from Paul Simon to Notorious BIG to Billy Joel to The Melvins on my iPod. I pretty much just hit shuffle and let it ride. I've been described as a foody. I do a lot of cooking and a lot of eating even though I'm such a skinny little guy, and I don't really discriminate. If its on my plate I'll probably eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone
My feet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boobs. I'm a guy. Let's just be honest. I spend a lot of time thinking about boobs.

Also: life.

But I don't spend nearly as much time on life as I do on boobs.

Yes. This is a joke...kinda. Ok...Not really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Certainly not talking myself up in essay form. Mostly you will likely find me doing things like riding my bicycle through traffic. Nothing more dangerous than that though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm deaf in one ear.
You should message me if
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You want to laugh and REALLY enjoy repeating yourself.

Or you enjoy sharing naughty pictures via picture messaging. According to Facebook, I like doing that.