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huldri

31 Warsaw, Poland Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:47pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), Finnish (Okay), Hungarian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fun person with a sarcastic, slightly morbid sense of humor, lots of curiosity about how things work, lousy attention span when it comes to hobbies, a strong love for peace and quiet, and low tolerance to people who treat others without respect. I'm still blurry on the specifics of what my life is supposed to be like.

I know for a fact that I'm happy by the water. Unless it's very cold. I go to bed early most nights and wake up - not necessarily get up - early most days. I listen to a lot of music. I can't believe there are people who don't read - I appreciate a good plot more than many things people find exciting. I like listening to all the little stories from your life. Fun! I'm rather low maintenance, the downside of which may be that I'm also rather messy. If you want a guarantee that your cup is clean - wash it yourself.

It may well be that I complain a lot. You don't have to empathise with me, or even really listen. Smile and nod, wave your fist around a bit in the general direction of all the stupid, bad, bad people I mention and we'll be cool.

In truth I don't normally capitalize "I" and the first word in a sentence. I do it here to appear more solid. Or something. Normally I think text benefits little from capitalization of things other than proper names.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently started in on a new job. Hard to tell yet if I've made a good choice there, but time will tell. At least I could afford a new pair of autumn shoes for a change, and an actual winter jacket! (My therapist recently "divorced" me because she doesn't like my not having any goals in life. I say she was judgmental and my goals don't have to be the same as hers to be valid. I just want to reach zen and a level on which I actually honestly like myself. I say it's a pretty good goal, for a start.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Organising. Planning for trips. Practical applications of math and geometry. Knitting. Reading books til my eyes bleed. Doing things with my hands. Keeping my cool when I really just want to tear someone apart. Teaching others what I know. Learning stuff as I go. Taking the lead when nobody wants to. Stretching.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Long, long hair if it's down... And if they see me every day, they might notice I have a huge collection of earrings. Otherwise I have no idea. I'm torn between not wanting to be noticed at all and being a total diva.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have rather eclectic tastes. I like both kitch and snobbish things, and countless things inbetween. To name a single example of each: Margaret Atwood, The Lion King, anything by Joss Whedon, The Daily Show, HIM, sushi. (I'm intentionally listing few things here cause I hardly ever have the patience to read through other people's detailed lists in this section.)

(I am sorry to say but I am not a vegetarian. I tried, really. I care for the animals, I care for the poor over-exploited planet even more and I know that meat is ruining the world, yet still my body demands it. I've done enough of battling my body in other areas, let it be. Unless YOU pledge to cook for me and include lots of fish and seafood in my diet - we can talk. I can't promise I won't cheat on you with a cheeseburger once in a while, though.)

UPDATE: The above is no longer true. I have started not eating meat for a try again. Going well so far. Wish me luck. ;)

Also, this doesn't ask about games, though it should. I play card and board games with friends, and periodically I dive into the World of Warcraft and stop having a life for a while. And I also like comic books as a medium. I really want to be the Engineer from The Authority.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air
Water
Food
Shelter
Music
(Attention) (I can, but would rather not do without it.)

I did say I was low maintenance...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How miserable I am. How not to be miserable. What's for lunch. Music. Being rich and famous. Being a superhero. Numbers. Knitting projects and other crafts. Love. Earrings. How stuff can go very wrong. Money and how to need it even less. How to say something in Finnish. How to move to Canada and not starve or be thrown out. Life, death and everything inbetween.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At my computer, solving puzzles while listening to music. If there's some cool event out in the city, I may be there instead. Sometimes playing card and board games with friends. Sometimes reading. And in my WoW phase(s) - WoWing.

You will not find me clubbing or at sports games. And I won't be watching TV either, since I don't even have a TV set.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no trouble admitting to private things, but nothing interesting comes to my mind right now.

Oh, hey! I have issues with alcohol. If you drink frequently, I will probably deem you an alcoholic and be scared of you, cause I have no idea what "normal" alcohol use is supposed to be like, and you can't tell me that either, cause alcoholics live in denial.

Also, I really don't like kids. I would only consider having my own if there'd be a guarantee I wouldn't need to work, ever. Which is unlikely to happen, so if you're looking for a pair of child bearing hips to come along with your home budget contributor, go away.
You should message me if
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You're brave enough to search for the awesomeness in me despite my many shortcomings (nah, I'm great!). You're Finnish (or Canadian! or both!) and are looking for a trophy wife. You wanna learn to knit. You wanna spend tons of money taking me out to sushi. You like Joss Whedon and want me to take you to the greatest costume party ever. You wanna take pictures of my cats. Or if you simply feel like it.

You shouldn't message me if your profile is empty. Also, messaging and instant messaging are two very different things. I do not respond to "hi".