I know for a fact that I'm happy by the water. Unless it's very cold. I go to bed early most nights and wake up - not necessarily get up - early most days. I listen to a lot of music. I can't believe there are people who don't read - I appreciate a good plot more than many things people find exciting. I like listening to all the little stories from your life. Fun! I'm rather low maintenance, the downside of which may be that I'm also rather messy. If you want a guarantee that your cup is clean - wash it yourself.
It may well be that I complain a lot. You don't have to empathise with me, or even really listen. Smile and nod, wave your fist around a bit in the general direction of all the stupid, bad, bad people I mention and we'll be cool.
In truth I don't normally capitalize "I" and the first word in a sentence. I do it here to appear more solid. Or something. Normally I think text benefits little from capitalization of things other than proper names.