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human_loser

33 / M / straight / Available

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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I am a cleverboots, sarcastic, and kind of a dork.

My Self-Summary

I dig fiercely smart chicks, people who can talk ALL NIGHT, Tom Waits, Buffy/the Whedonverse, film, television comics, feminism, theatre, art in general, things Irish, Japanese and Canadian, and people who are cool, although I'm going off a way different Cool Chart than most...

I'm in Edmonton for another year or so, then likely shipping off to Toronto (again). I'm not big on monogamy, which is not to say I'm against commitment, I just don't believe lust and/or love can really have a singular focus. Also I just got out of a long-term relationship, so not really looking for that again yet, just friendship and/or casual...ness... I'm just looking for new people to interact with, expecting nothing more.

I'm not gonna say I won't respond to a wink, but...honestly your chances are better if you leave an actual message...intrigue me.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm making the transition from semi-professional theatre guy (director, writer, actor) to a professional one. Went to a lah-de-dah theatre school and have been back in the real world for a few years...with moderate success... I work in an office for my money-type job, and write plays and screenplays and do theatre-y (and, as time goes on, hopefully movie-ish) things around that.

I’m really good at

Writing, anything theatre-y, cooking, I sing ok, I'm learning to play guitar. But yeah, writing's the big one.

The first things people usually notice about me

The way I talk. My sense of humor (sort of on the wry, dark side). I can be a little intense sometimes (usually not in an annoying/creepy way).

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I tend to like an artist's Whole Thing as opposed to specific works; J D Salinger, a m homes, Neil Gaiman, Secretary, Kate Bush, Alan Moore, Barbara Gowdy, Hedwig and th Angry Inch, Chuck Palhaniuk, Charlie Kaufman, Rocky Horror, Wes Anderson, pt anderson, Stephen Sondheim, Kander and Ebb, Orson Welles, Shakespeare, David Mamet, Daniel Clowes, Tom Waits, Rilo Kiley, Decemberists, Paul Simon, and on and on and on. Intelligence as well as passion seem to be the watchwords with me.

I love sushi and Indian food.

The six things I could never do without

Someone smart to talk to, music, something with which and on which to write, good food, imagination, some semblance of ettiquette. And, yeah, of course sex, SURPRISED?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How the world is being taken over by thugs. How I need to get in shape. How I need to get into the HABIT of being creative instead of in infuriating fits and starts. How most people in North America are consumately uninterested in the day to day politics of how their country is run, and yet they wonder how all this bullshit got snuck into our lives. How this includes me, more than I'd like it to.

On a typical Friday night I am

Totally scoring with some fine hottie.

I am kidding on so many levels.

I do many things of a Friday night. Many involve geekery of some form or another. But I can be social too, when the opportunity (very occasionally) presents itself.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I really Love Kate Bush.
90% of my friends are women.
You'll have to ask for juicier stuff. I'm not gonna offer it up like some kinda TMI Dispenser.

You should message me if

...you've made it this far, and not entirely for your own ironic amusement.

If you understand that disagreeing on things is not some kinda dealbreaker in any sort of relationship.

If you live in Edmonton and want to hang and/or correspond, or if you don't and just wanna correspond.

If you get how sexy and funny are related.