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human_tobnado

30 M Brooks, Alberta, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Is this thing on? I have no idea if anyone can hear or see me. Through odd life experiences (not having a job because I decided to get an English degree) I am stuck out on my parents farm for the summer until I figure out what I am doing with my life. Before this I was living in Montreal, so this is a bit of a rough transition.

Presently, I am seeking employment teaching English oversees, but until I get a job I will spend my days dreaming of the urban life I left behind. Anyone want to dream of escape with me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing odd jobs on the family farm and spending time with my adorable niece and nephew. They are pretty much the glue that will hold my mind together for the next two months.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm pretty funny and used to do stand-up comedy pretty regularly in Montreal. Now I just tell me jokes to cows.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It used to be my beard, now it's probably that I don't have a beard.
Edit: I have a beard again, so that's probably what you'll notice. You might also notice me as "that weirdo running down a gravel road at 6 am".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I studied English lit, so I read a lot and while I genuinely enjoy much of what I read (especially 17th and 18th century satires and depressing Jewish-American novels) ultiamtely it feels like work. For fun my favourite author is Kurt Vonnegut, other than that I have no loyalties and tend to read whatever catches my eye at the book store. A few good books I've read recently include Umberto Eco's "The Name of the Rose", "Three Day Road" by Joseph Boyden, "Song of Solomon" by Toni Morrison, Margaret Atwood's "Oryx and Crake", I try to keep my reading choices eclectic.

I've been terrible at getting around to seeing movies lately, regardless my favourite movie is "The American Astronaut", it's amazingly weird and everyone should see it because this happens in it: http://youtu.be/AOJ8NmGyGbk (no links on OKC so you gotta copy and paste that). Oh yeah, everyone should also see "The Third Man", greatest film with an all zither soundtrack ever made. Also, "Harold and Maude" because it is the best film with an all Cat Stevens soundtrack.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Insecurity
2. Uncertainty
3. Self-doubt
4. My glasses
5. Angst
6. My Bicycle (oh man, I don't have that anymore. I'm doomed)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Somewhere else. Also new jokes to tell the cows.