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29 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

My Details

Last Online
Nov 2, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I kind of forgot I had an OKC profile, so I guess it's time for an update.

I'm an amateur stand-up comedian and a professional karaoke superstar (at least I like to think so). An Alberta refugee, I moved to Montreal for school and now I never want to leave so hopefully I'll find some work here.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm studying English Literature at Concordia, but as I said I'm almost done my degree so I'll be looking for work soon.

When I'm not doing school-work I'm writing material and doing stand-up.
I’m really good at
I like to think I'm pretty funny, but most people think that. If you want to judge for yourself how funny I am, I go to the open mic night at Burritoville pretty regularly. It's every Wednesday starting at 8:30, they have cheap beer and burritos, and yes just made a plug for an event in my profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my beard, now it's probably that I don't have a beard.
Edit: I have a beard again, so that's probably what you'll notice. You might also notice me as "that weirdo who is riding his bike in the middle of January".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I study English lit, so I read a lot and while I genuinely enjoy much of what I read (especially 17th and 18th century satires and depressing Jewish-American novels) ultiamtely it feels like work. For fun my favourite author is Kurt Vonnegut, other than that I have no loyalties and tend to read whatever catches my eye at the book store. A few good books I've read recently include Umberto Eco's "The Name of the Rose", "Three Day Road" by Joseph Boyden, "Song of Solomon" by Toni Morrison, Margaret Atwood's "Oryx and Crake", I try to keep my reading choices eclectic.

I've been terrible at getting around to seeing movies lately, regardless my favourite movie is "The American Astronaut", it's amazingly weird and everyone should see it because this happens in it: (no links on OKC so you gotta copy and paste that). Oh yeah, everyone should also see "The Third Man", greatest film with an all zither soundtrack ever made. Also, "Harold and Maude" because it is the best film with an all Cat Stevens soundtrack.
The six things I could never do without
1. Insecurity
2. Uncertainty
3. Self-doubt
4. My glasses
5. Angst
6. My Bicycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stand-up sets. I go over my jokes and routines several times in my head before writing them down. My claimed reason for doing this is that if something is really good I will remember it without writing it down, but actually it's because I'm really lazy about taking notes. I've probably forgotten some amazing jokes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating