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human_tobnado

31 Seoul, South Korea Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, I've been here in Seoul a few months, and things have been going pretty well. My job is alright and I have a good little group of friends, but I'd like to get to know a few more people outside of work and maybe find a partner in extremely petty crime (mostly just public intoxication, which I don't think is really even a crime here. Perhaps we can throw crimes against humanity at the noraebang into the mix).
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing the classic white guy in Asia thing of teaching English. Trying desperately not to be the classic white guy in Asia in spite of my job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm pretty funny and used to do stand-up comedy pretty regularly back in Canada.

I am also trying to get into bread baking, so far I can make a pretty good (though simple) sourdough. I find the kneading to be therapeutic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am a shifty looking foreigner with a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I studied English lit, so I read a lot and while I genuinely enjoy much of what I read (especially 17th and 18th century satires and depressing Jewish-American novels) ultiamtely it feels like work. For fun my favourite author is Kurt Vonnegut, other than that I have no loyalties and tend to read whatever catches my eye at the book store. A few good books I've read recently include Umberto Eco's "The Name of the Rose", "Three Day Road" by Joseph Boyden, "Song of Solomon" by Toni Morrison, Margaret Atwood's "Oryx and Crake", I try to keep my reading choices eclectic.

I've been terrible at getting around to seeing movies lately, regardless my favourite movie is "The American Astronaut", it's amazingly weird and everyone should see it because this happens in it: http://youtu.be/AOJ8NmGyGbk Oh yeah, everyone should also see "The Third Man", greatest film with an all zither soundtrack ever made. Also, "Harold and Maude" because it is the best film with an all Cat Stevens soundtrack.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Insecurity
2. Uncertainty
3. Self-doubt
4. My glasses
5. Angst
6. My Bicycle (oh man, I don't have that anymore. I'm doomed)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to say something in Korean, and how I will completely blow it when I say it no matter how much I practice. I am not good at other languages, but I try.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully out for a few drinks, I sometimes play some board games with friends. I would like to spend more time at noraebangs, but my friends aren't as into karaoke as I am.