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39 M London, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Hello. I'm just a person looking for a personable person to be personal with personally. Hope all's good with you! X
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making a fool out of myself in front of people and enjoying it a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making things
...procrastinating shopping
...not remembering peoples names
...paying for things with the exact change
...writing lists of things that I'm really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my mildly out of control hair I would have thought.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like mainly the good sort of comedy... Curb your enthusiasm, Louis CK, The Muppets, Flight of the Conchords, Alexei Sayle, Spinal Tap, Seinfeld, Vic & Bob, Spike Milligan, Simpsons, Woody Allen, Christopher Guest, Victor Lewis Smith and etc.

And the good sort of music... Beatles, Magnetic Fields, Beach Boys, John Grant, Field Music, 10cc, The Smiths, They Might Be Giants, XTC, Misty's Big Adventure, Steely Dan, Ron Sexsmith, Frank Zappa, Adam Green, Joni Mitchell, Divine Comedy, and 4 million other things. I tend to like more music than I don't. Yum.

I'm not the worlds most enormous reader but when I do it'll probably be something around the Douglas Adams and P.G Wodehouse type of areas. You know, kind of funny and that.

I love all food except anything too gloopy like custard, rice pudding, porridge... or that stringy bit on a banana. I've just got into avocados. I think it's me age.


UPDATE: I don't mind porridge too much any more as long as there's a banana or so in it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 minstrels. yum

The six phrases I could unnever do without

Fair play
Get involved
Go for it
That moment when *insert some bollocks here*
I literally just spat coffee out of my nose watching this hilarious thing!!!
*Insert something that isn't quite funny enough to stand on it's own merits here, followed by...*...That is all
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...what the universe is doing here.

...the sad fact that it's unlikely I'll end up in a mansion like I thought I would when I was a boy.

...if I'm supposed to shake this person's hand or give them a hug, or a one armed hug, or a youth hand shake and a one armed hug, or a kiss on the cheek, or both cheeks, or a kiss on the cheek and a hug. lucky I am to do what I love for a living.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...either playing Mustang Sally for the four billionth time in my life and waiting for the bit where the audience goes "ride sally ride" and feeling a bit of my soul dissolve, or doing a better gig somewhere and having a lovely time. Luckily it's more column B than column A these days. Ahh.

If I don't have a gig then I'm never quite sure what I'm supposed to do so I normally just eat and/or drink something and maybe watch something with some people that I know. I think they're called friends is it? Yes that's it. I do something with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't really know what a firewall is or what it's for apart from that I need one.

Also I didn't really get the 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side' joke until quite recently even though I said it quite a lot when I was a nipper.
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