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humannumberone

27 M Palm Bay, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:06am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for a nerdy girl who isn't afraid to show it. I want a woman who is self expressive, opinionated, witty, creative, and outgoing.

I play(ed) drums and guitar. I enjoy keeping in shape, but since I moved to Palm Bay it's been difficult to work out like I used to, even with a partial gym set in the garage.

I keep saying I want to go back to school for something, I just can't figure out what for. Until I figure that out I'm just kind of sailing on. Not my proudest confession, but it's better to put that out there now, in case that's a deal-breaker for you.

Palm Bay doesn't seem to have much of a night life, so if you know of any interesting things to do around town let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Just a waiter"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
(Obligatory dirty joke)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My overwhelming charm, wit, and sophistication. Just kidding. It's probably my scar from the cleft lip/palate surgery I had when I was an infant. Although I've been told numerous times that it's not noticeable until pointed out, so maybe I shouldn't have said anything.

Or maybe my smile. I've heard I have a nice smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. The Game.
Movies - Recent favorite is Inception. I love dream theory.
Shows -Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Archer.
Music - Just a handful of bands, but I've recently got bored of them and started listening to more country.
Food - I eat a lot of fast food, but I love home cooked meals like steak, chicken parm, salmon, roasts, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't live without being able to quench my brain's insatiable need to absorb useless information.

The other 5 can be the typical "air, water, food, etc. " answer everyone puts to sound funny.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about bacon. Is that an acceptable answer?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nowadays I'm working. But by 27 most people outgrow the whole Friday night hype. I do like to get together with people, but not in the same way as when I was 21
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When driving in my neighborhood at night I like to cruise very slowly down the street while playing the Breaking Bad theme.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You're not afraid to take what you want
2. You like skinny guys
3. You're nerdy
3. You like to talk more and listen less
4. You're more aggressive than passive
5. You noticed there's actually 6 items on this list.