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My self-summary
Heya. I am a friendly, handsome man who says funny things and likes to lift weights and play board games.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an American living and working in Moscow. I know a little Russian (enough to communicate like a slow caveman child? ) and I'll probably get better at it. I lift heavy weights and study Computer Science.

I also worked in Baghdad for a couple of years. It was hot and dangerous... just like me 😎
I’m really good at
Things and stuff. Maybe you can meet me and decide for yourself?

I have my scuba diving license and have not yet been eaten by a shark. A great success.
The first things people usually notice about me
The thousand yard stare and the drooling.

My hands are sometimes cold to the touch and I tell people it's because I'm the undead trying to steal their warmth. (It's true.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
📚For leisure I enjoy reading YA fiction like Game of Thrones, Ender's Game, and Harry Potter. For non-fiction I enjoy the works of authors like Malcolm Gladwell, Mary Roach, and Bill Bryson.

🎥Grosse Point Blank is my favorite movie because I really like Black Comedy / Dark Humor and John Cusack is a good character actor. Two of my favorite directors are Wes Anderson (The Royal Tenenbaums , The Grand Budapest Hotel , Moonrise Kingdom ), and Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight , Inception ). Con Air isn't really considered a "good" movie but I can watch it over and over without getting bored. I also love classic 80's movies like Back to the Future , Ferris Bueller's Day Off , and The Goonies .

📺Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Farscape, Justified, LOST, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty

🎧The Killers, Hybrid Soundsystem, M83, Justice, The Pixies, AC/DC
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
🚀 Space Exploration
💡 Proper Squat Form
🐝 Killer Bees
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym, out drinking with friends, or playing board games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm still waiting for the killer bees to get me. I was told they were coming from Mexico to end the world.
You should message me if
If you want. Being cute with a sense of humor helps!

I think you can learn more about a person after 5 minutes of coffee or lunch than you can after hours of online conversation so I'm looking for women that are willing to meet in person. Even if we don't match romantically we can still socialize and have a coffee or two.